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𝐀𝐃 𝐐𝐔𝐎𝐒 𝐒𝐏𝐄𝐂𝐓𝐀𝐓

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ᴡᴇᴀᴘᴏɴ ꜱᴇʀɢᴇᴀɴᴛ ᴊᴀᴄᴋʟʏɴ ‘ʏᴏᴋᴇʟ’ ᴡᴇᴀᴠᴇʀ ʀᴇᴘᴏʀᴛɪɴɢ…



Nothing daddy- I mean Daddy— I mean daddy— I mean daddy—


Guys I can’t count the amount of times I’ve almost called my colleagues mommy/daddy. I think I have a problem.


Guys help, I have my peltors on and I can STILL hear those two going at it…. How is a girl supposed to keep watch if she’s so worked up listening to her bosses bang?


Yokel wouldn’t even flinch, just lighting up a cigarette as she stares at the ‘drunk’ and her gun, “How about you lower that and we don’t have to find out darlin’.”

For someone who seemed completely out of touch , the sudden snap to the voice and barrel of a pistol aimed all within a blink was impressive ... “ They are yes , unlucky sheep ran into a monster ... are you one of these sheep ? ”



“Seems someone’s having a rough day…” Yokel says as she steps into view, her rifle hanging from her sling.

Unsteadily stepping over freedom corpses , a sway in her step and a bottle of vodka in one hand . “ The zone chooses me again, unlucky friends ... ”



GUYS GUYS GUYS! SHE SAID IM NOT BAD! SHE GAVE ME A COMPLIMENT!


⠀ You're corny, American. But you're not bad. ⠀



Uhhhh what do you mean? -I’m a visual learner btw-

Sex isn't just fot cardio, ladies. It also trains your lower abdomen, and stretches your legs in ways that will make you limber ( mating press ).

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Sex isn't just fot cardio, ladies. It also trains your lower abdomen, and stretches your legs in ways that will make you limber ( mating press ).

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Well, I don’t like tight lips around me, I don’t mind loosening them.

ᅠ ᅠ ні я в порядку ~ ᅠ



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