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Lance 🐉

@Ryuuzukai

A devoted knight to benevolence. A philanthropist with a dedicated heart. An heir to the clan's throne. I am the Dragon Champion!

Joined October 2013
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I think I'm gonna let myself get trashed tonight.


Odd that Surge celebrates Unova's freedom so hard when he's been a Japanese citizen for over 20 years.


Day 849: The fireworks haven't stopped.


No other Lance could love Goomy the way /I/ love Goomy.


I set up a fireworks stand selling only snakes and sparklers just to piss Surge off.


I don't mind them but why does Surge have to host them at the League every year? He has a gym in a perfectly fine setting.


The weekend of fireworks has begun.


Too much excitement for one night. Talking to me, myself, and I gets tiring.


I'm capable of making my own decisions, but thank you for the warning.


Isn't he dead?

@ExecutiveProton forced me onto Twitter finally, so on behalf of the Indigo Plateau...let's hope I'm better at this than that Donald guy.



Have you ever seen something more precious?

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We all know Bruno is runner-up should anything happen to me.


Not like it's a problem but my other incarnations are into dudes and it's making me feel like I need to be, too.


Don't worry, bro, I'll get you a lady in no time. @DragonFucker69


Afternoon lunch date soon. Should be fun. Jangmo-o will be my wingman if I need him.


This means Clair has a likely chance of outliving me which is both a good and a bad thing.


The women amongst the Dragon Clan live far much longer than the men. My great grandmother is 113.


Well, shit, that's neat! It ain't nothing compared to Steven's 300 figures and statues but I'll take it.


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