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Top 3 sporting events (no particular order) March madness The Super Bowl The Saint Mary’s Point C squirt outdoor hockey tourney
Take this, liberal
Inner thoughts every single morning: 1. Not this shit again 2. I must avoid any interaction with children at all costs 3. Don't be a creep 4. Let's get this bread
Can't stop thinking about politics like I just love political opinions and they brighten my day each and every political day like my favorite politician rn is probably @BernieSanders what an articulate politician. And remember when that guy had a seizure mid press conference?
Follow this delivery on Uber Eats ubereats.com/orders/1a37fb7… Save on your first order by using my code eats-6v2tvrjixh at checkout. Yes that be my fat ass ordering 2 wet Subs. One to enjoy a delicious sub and the other one to rub all over my body. God bless this country.
When the Sally’s bouncer asks you what the capital of Illinois is
This tweet may not age well but imagine comparing mahomes vs Allen to brady vs manning on national TV. Am I taking crazy pills?
Spinach, carrots, and broccoli everyday. Still shaped like Mike Wazowski. Someone please help me.
Sweet heart are the tub ribs done yet?
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