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Russell Crock

@RussellCrock

purveyor of the finest space lasers | Penny’s human | non-profit digital fundraiser | always @the1bluedevil

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Also the eggs will not be cheaper

Cheaper eggs may not resonate the same way when your kids have polio.



This theory was cooked by 2018

RIP to all those “Yeah, Trump is bad but he’ll surround himself with good people” rationalizations.



With all due respect, Four Seasons Total Landscaping is still funnier

The Onion has acquired Infowars in a bankruptcy auction. They plan to debut a new Infowars in January that will serve as parody, mocking weird Internet personalities like Alex Jones. The Onion CEO says they acquired it because “this is the funniest thing that has ever happened”

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FYI we don’t need a Department of Government Efficiency. We already have one. @USGAO - the Government Accountability Office (GAO, est. 1921) - saves $133 for every $1 of funding it receives! If all GAO recommendations were implemented, the financial benefit could be >$200 bil.

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This franchise is so cooked man

New report on #StarWars • Multiple films in development that overlap characters and timelines. They could impact the others from happening • Rey is a key character in several of them • Some Lucasfilm directors are aware of what others are working on while others are not…

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Which is also insane because he’s a lunatic!

It's very obvious that a lot of Trump voters just like him personally and then imagine up his policies afterwards to justify why. Every other clip is Trump voters explaining why Trump wont do what he says he'll do.



Sorry Whole Food isn’t getting a pass on this one

S/O to Whole Foods, Nordstrom, Target, Ulta & Costco. They did NOT donate to Donald Trump’s presidential campaign. 💙💙💙



Generous of you to think it took until the 21st to get that alert

many of you did not experience the panic of getting the “you’ve used 90% of your data plan” text on like the 21st of the month and then waiting a few minutes for the message from your dad in the family group chat unleashing absolute fucking hellfire upon you and your sibling(s)



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Conservatives are perpetual victims. They refuse to have empathy for strangers yet demand unconditional empathy from everyone else.

The media has successfully divided families. Shame on all of you. This woman voted for Trump, and her family won't even talk to her. How are we here?



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When the first thing you do after being elected is threaten the security of your allies to protect one of your biggest donors, we usually call that corruption

And so it starts: JD Vance says US could drop support for NATO if Europe tries to regulate Elon Musk’s platforms independent.co.uk/news/world/ame…



Among the many reasons Penny is the best dog is because she barked at the dog of a man walking the streets of Adams Morgan(?!) wearing a MAGA hat


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It would not be that hard to turn California, New York, Massachusetts, and Maryland into the fastest-growing states in America and if that was the situation I think perceptions of Democrats would meaningfully change.


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People who have Ivy League degrees: Donald Trump JD Vance Elon Musk Ron DeSantis Ted Cruz RFK Jr. People who do not have Ivy League degrees: Kamala Harris Tim Walz Nancy Pelosi Bernie Sanders Elizabeth Warren Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez

And so it starts: JD Vance says US could drop support for NATO if Europe tries to regulate Elon Musk’s platforms independent.co.uk/news/world/ame…



Hmm I️ wonder what recent policy’s implementation she blocked that could’ve funded the MTA without empty posturing toward Trump

Gov. Hochul calls on Trump to fund the MTA, the Hudson River rail tunnel and the Second Avenue subway. She says she'll work with him on those issues, but if he tries to hurt New Yorkers: "I will fight you every step of the way."



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The best way for state and local Democrats to “resist” Trump is to run their states and localities well so the Democratic Party is well-liked and popular in their state.

This is a good move and Dem leaders in trifecta states across the country should be taking similar action. If you're a leader in this moment, go lead. politico.com/news/2024/11/0…



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and he wasn’t even running!! gavin newsom did this shit to ron desantis purely for the love of the game and i respect that

Don’t know who needs to see this, but here is a reminder of how good Gavin Newsom is & how he eats Republicans alive.



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A high quality public education is/was the best thing America ever implemented and it’s what made us a world leader, by ensuring an educated class of voters and workers. It’s a load bearing pillar of our system and its weakening is what got us here; its removal will wound us.


It still sounds incredibly stupid

“Somehow Palpatine returned” doesn’t sound all that stupid now does it.



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I keep seeing people ask how millennials are the only people who can see through the online bullsht. And I’ll tell you how. Bc we didn’t always have the internet but once we did, every single school paper needed 10 reliable website sources and none could be Wikipedia or a dot com


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blue states, i'm going to really need all of you to begin some semblance of an effort to build housing. this is ridiculous no matter how you look at it

Hey Democrats, I have some more unfortunate news for you. Here's what the electoral map looks like after the 2030 census. Republicans likely pick up TWELVE electoral votes through population growth.

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