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@RobertooClarkeStrive not to be a success, but rather to be of value. - Albert Einstein
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Don’t get old. Don’t get sick. Don’t get disabled. Don’t get unemployed. Don’t get zero hours contracted. Don’t get poor. Don’t get unlucky. Don’t get depressed. Don’t get vulnerable. Don’t get abused. Don’t get ideas above your station. Britain, 2020.
Hapus? 😉 🏴🏴🏴🏴🏴🏴🏴
The Conservative Party press office @CCHQPress rebranding themselves as "FactCheckUK" shows what disdain this party and this government has for the truth. The Electoral Commission must investigate and punish this blatant attempt to decieve the public. #LeadersDebate #ITVDebate
I miss the buzz of having an Argos catalogue and flicking through the pages writing down what you want 😩
So jealous of anyone who was born in 1602 because they're already fucking dead.
So jelous of Jack in Titanic when Rose lets go of him and he fucking dies.
"So sorry" - Actually sorry "Sorry about that" - Not really sorry "Sorry you feel that way" - Not sorry at all "Sorry, but...” - Apologise to me
“Oh I’d love to, but...” - Translation: I’d rather eat a handful of sand
“Slight change of plan” - Translation: This new, hastily cobbled-together plan bears absolutely no relation to the original plan
McDonald’s leader Ronald just stated he has a “burger on his desk at all times”. Will someone from his big shoed, red nosed regime inform him that I too have a burger on my desk, but mine is a box meal which is bigger and more powerful than his, and mine has gravy! #nuclearbutton
The first week of Pokémon GO was probably the closest the we'll ever be to world peace.
“Ogres are like onions…Onions have layers. Ogres have layers.” ~Old Testament, Book 1, Psalm: body once told me the world is gonna roll me
Surprised I can still fit through doors after the amount of food I ate yesterday
How to wrap a present: 1. Cut paper smaller than present 2. Have a drink 3. Rip paper on one of the present’s corners 4. Have a drink 5. Cover hole with sellotape and scraps of paper 6. Place in a bag from last year 7. Feel tired. Have a drink 8. Lose scissors forever
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