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After the latest SCOTUS ruling, every Muslim public school teacher in the United States should begin leading an optional Dhuhr noon prayer in the classroom...
Abortion would be protected at all levels if doctors performed them by firing an semi-automatic rifle at a woman's uterus...
Is it just me or do other people also enjoy writing back to text scammers?
Even if you get called in only once a year, I'd say you've fully earned your annual salary in this one... usajobs.gov/job/638596100
All you need to know about today's Republican Party leadership is they are rooting for a murderous autocrat to prevail in his unprovoked invasion of an independent democratic republic. That...and apparently they want us to invade Canada? 🤷🏾♂️
Amazingly, in just over 2 years, this story went from being about a fat man clogging up toilets with his massive dumps to a story about national security... cnn.com/2019/12/07/pol…
How long before Red States begin referring to the Washington Commanders as The Commies? Any time you have to name something, think about how 13-year-old kids would twist it up. It's why the Indian name "Hardik" has fallen out of favor in the U.S. the last few decades...
The cognitive dissonance required to trust doctors to slice you open, attach a machine to keep your blood flowing, cut out your heart, and sew in a new one -- all without killing you -- but not trust them to get a vaccination is spectacularly stupefying...
It's great and all that Justice Breyer is retiring, but Democrats are conveniently forgetting that Senate has NEVER confirmed a #SCOTUS nominee in the years where an adult #BritneySpears wasn't under a conservatorship. Let election 2024 decide this!
One of the greatest football playoff games ever played completely ruined by the absolutely asinine NFL overtime rules.
Aaron Rodgers is so disliked that, in less than 4 years, the team that forced this to happen, also somehow incredibly became the focal point of so many Americans' unity & support last night.
3rd time in 4 months my panels have stopped working. Only see it when doing my monthly SREC filing, after losing weeks of peak summer production & not one phone call from @Tesla CS. I'm not exactly sure what kind of "monitoring" I paid a premium for here. Now my inverter is dead?
They got the headline wrong... should have been: Brain scans of people who only watch Fox News suggest ‘significant’ grey matter loss over time: study foxnews.com/health/brain-s…
This is how every conversation with my wife goes...the face John from @SelectQuoteIns makes touches my soul and makes my heart cry every single time. Solidarity, John!!!
Something I've taken for granted. Apparently, there are people out there...who live in English speaking countries...with internet access...who read the news online...yet somehow don't know who @Oprah is.
Time & again, Democrats have largely supported federal aid to Texas, Florida, and other red states. Time & again, the GOP has made every effort to deny ANY aid to California, New York, New Jersey, Puerto Rico, and other blue states. That's all you need to know about #Unity.
I hate how so many people don't really understand irony, so here's a quick lesson. It'll be ironic if key leaders at @RobinhoodApp are convicted for stealing from the poor and giving it to the rich.
I'm still trying to figure out how a bunch of politicians crashed a @JLo concert... #ThisLandIsYourLand
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