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John Hamburger

@RiceTheUnborn

It's not a big deal We can handle it Professional housewife

Joined April 2024

aight.

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I lost to sol badguy



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double standards are real by the way the way elphelt fans get flack from people as if i dont see those people slobbering and gooning over other characters it feels just as forced as strive hate with how reddit it smells


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Johnny release


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hes so unreal

i wish lowtiergod was a good person bruh hes deadass top 5 funniest niggas oat



there's something so innately dissatisfying about clicking on a dumb tweet's comments and seeing people agree with them instead of calling them idiots fifteen different ways under the sun like i hoped


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Nothing is lamer/funnier than white liberals’ never ending fascination for the Beatles. It’s so Neo-liberal. “They’re the best, right? So let’s never stop micro-focusing on them.”



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He didn’t have to go that hard 😭😭🥲🥲


Music Mozart: Sonatas is this for a bachelors in pretentiousness or what

This is from Thomas Aquinas College in California. This is what a serious undergraduate education looks like.

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“boys will be boys” should refer to stuff like this

today i saw a group of 15 teenage boys hanging out after school in the whole foods cafe and every single one of them was eating their own personal rotisserie chicken



speaking of i'm convinced the people on *that* side of the internet dont actually know what it feels like to find something funny; they just derive moral satisfaction from cruelty

it's really weird how the magaoids were self-described arbiters of memes in 2016, now the magaoids are just facebook boomers who are too lobotomized to understand even sarcasm



it's really weird how the magaoids were self-described arbiters of memes in 2016, now the magaoids are just facebook boomers who are too lobotomized to understand even sarcasm


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My pet peeve is when discussing a MU with someone and they say "it's an easy MU, just whiff punish them" If your main gameplan revolves around landing a whiff punish instead of engaging first, it's a bad MU


他妈的

people dont like this move because the thought of being forced to block for longer than 3 seconds scares a guilty gear player to death

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hmm i think i will play shadow of mordor after i'm finished with wukong


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he's the donald trump of the glcord


after i finish wukong im gonna have to make a difficult decision of whether i enjoy souls games or i just like china


they fucking hate me bro

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Protesting injustice is always justifiable even if it’s not peaceful

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Peaceful protest is NOT a crime. Peaceful protest is NOT a crime. Peaceful protest is NOT a crime. Peaceful protest is NOT a crime.



performing late term abortion

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your pfp gets cancelled for what



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