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Jim Halpert

@ReformedJim

Always looking at the camera

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Jim Halpert

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25 Dec 2017

Merry christmas everyone!

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17 Dec 2017

I still have PTSD around snowmen...

Jim Halpert

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8 Nov 2017

I still have 140 characters. Dwight is really enjoying that h3 has 280.

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22 Oct 2017

When the pastor makes a Chuck Norris sermon illustration.

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16 Oct 2017

Pastor quoted CH Spurgeon tonight. Dwight started mumbling about taking a complaint to consistory.

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22 Sep 2017

Ever listen to a co-worker rant about jelly filled donuts? That was my morning.

Jim Halpert

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13 Sep 2017

Dwight still hasn't found the anoyatron - he just screamed "what?!" At Stanley.

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12 Sep 2017

Again, obvious.

Jim Halpert

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12 Sep 2017

Obvious.

Jim Halpert

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5 Sep 2017

I made a special cup of coffee for Stanley today just to see if he'd notice. I made it with Redbull. No he didnt notice.

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28 Aug 2017

Hey @ReformedPam - want to help me convince Dwigyt that the chorus is actually "chicken on a pear" ? (Or some other phrase).

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28 Aug 2017

Heard Dwight humming "Living on a Prayer" at the sink in the bathroom this morning. #PrankIdea

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27 Aug 2017

Tonight I put Tequila in the Pastors water glass. Surprisingly, he took a sip and then downed the glass.

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23 Aug 2017

Got a memo from corporate today. They want us all recertified in CPR. Except Dwight. They remember.

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22 Aug 2017

Meridith told Dwight that hearing voices is a sign of mental illness. Dwight just made an appointment w a psychiatrist.

Jim Halpert

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22 Aug 2017

Dwight just went off. He's demanding to know why everyone is saying his name & if I put them up to it.

Jim Halpert

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22 Aug 2017

The great thing about the random intervals is he can't time it. He's been getting more & more frustrated. Oh it just happened....Oh man...

Jim Halpert

@ReformedJim

22 Aug 2017

He's starting to notice.

Jim Halpert

@ReformedJim

22 Aug 2017

I've programed The device to quietly say Dwights name, at random intervals, randomly choosing a person's voice. Let's see how this goes.

Jim Halpert

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22 Aug 2017

Last night I got a package: My new anoyatron. For the past few weeks I've been recording everyone saying Dwight's name for this device.

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