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Keem.

@Rakeem301

I’m just here for the laughs.

Joined March 2018
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ChrisHdz7205's tweet image.

What’s the tweet of the year?



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the tragedy of ekko sacrificing a life where he had everything, in order to save everyone else, only to wind up with nothing. nobody. the boy saviour. the most selfless character i have ever known. he deserves so much better and i am never going to stop being upset over it.

bumblemio's tweet image. the tragedy of ekko sacrificing a life where he had everything, in order to save everyone else, only to wind up with nothing. nobody. the boy saviour. the most selfless character i have ever known. he deserves so much better and i am never going to stop being upset over it.
bumblemio's tweet image. the tragedy of ekko sacrificing a life where he had everything, in order to save everyone else, only to wind up with nothing. nobody. the boy saviour. the most selfless character i have ever known. he deserves so much better and i am never going to stop being upset over it.
bumblemio's tweet image. the tragedy of ekko sacrificing a life where he had everything, in order to save everyone else, only to wind up with nothing. nobody. the boy saviour. the most selfless character i have ever known. he deserves so much better and i am never going to stop being upset over it.
bumblemio's tweet image. the tragedy of ekko sacrificing a life where he had everything, in order to save everyone else, only to wind up with nothing. nobody. the boy saviour. the most selfless character i have ever known. he deserves so much better and i am never going to stop being upset over it.

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Happy Thanksgiving from MY FAMILY to yours 💞We are all wishing @dench_wanda a fast healthy recovery. Year 9 didn't go as planned but we will be back better than ever for YEAR 10. See you guys next year! 🦃🏡❤️

Jamalhinton12's tweet image. Happy Thanksgiving from MY FAMILY to yours 💞We are all wishing  @dench_wanda a fast healthy recovery.
Year 9 didn't go as planned but we will be back better than ever for YEAR 10. See you guys next year! 🦃🏡❤️
Jamalhinton12's tweet image. Happy Thanksgiving from MY FAMILY to yours 💞We are all wishing  @dench_wanda a fast healthy recovery.
Year 9 didn't go as planned but we will be back better than ever for YEAR 10. See you guys next year! 🦃🏡❤️
Jamalhinton12's tweet image. Happy Thanksgiving from MY FAMILY to yours 💞We are all wishing  @dench_wanda a fast healthy recovery.
Year 9 didn't go as planned but we will be back better than ever for YEAR 10. See you guys next year! 🦃🏡❤️

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She will not

Bro, if a girl wants you, she will get you.



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According to eyewitnesses, the infant, who cannot yet walk or sit up, calls out for her mother, “Alice bwela unitenge sunvela nilila’ (Alice, come & get me, can’t you hear that I’m crying?)” or “Alice, navela njala, nifuna kudya’ (Alice, I am hungry, I want to eat.)”


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“oh you’re so tall” me: thank you


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I am NOT going anywhere lmfaoo


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“What size do you wear boy”😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Wearing crocs to see the homies to avoid ending up at a club



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unmuting to say thank you before leaving a zoom meeting


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My phone being on DND shouldn’t bother nobody. I don’t have no kids and I don’t owe nobody no money


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Red onions are clearly fucking purple


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i have not listened to “I Got 5 On It” the same after this movie 😭

Which song is forever linked to a movie for you now?



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Never name the file "final"


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every episode of bojack

i feel so bad today

emxgala's tweet image. i feel so bad today


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he’s literally going to hell for the damage this video has done to my brain


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Only a specific generation, the early YouTube crowd, can appreciate this lol


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Btw this is my last shot of hope, if it doesn't work I'm starting a family & calling it a day.

It's done. Bem-vindo ao Manchester United, Ruben Amorim 🇵🇹🤝🔴 #MUFC



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When I was like 21 I started seeing a woman in her 40s and one day she insisted on making me waffles. She was going to add chocolate chips but she was out, then she stopped and told me she was making me her son's favorite breakfast and then she never talked to me again.

I dated a 40yo when I was 20. It was thrilling, but then he met my parents and I got the ick looking at him standing beside my dad. My brothers exclusively referred to him as “old man river”. I broke up with him and only dated men my own age after. Age gap men are delusional.



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In 2012 you were in grade 4 or 6?💀


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