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The Unofficial Twitter of the Russian Embassy. Were/Was Slava Ukraini

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We're just going to pin this until we stop blowing up.


We didn't even blackmail or bribe him much really. He'd suck a dick to get someone to buy a death trap Tesla.

Musk only wakes up in the morning to service Putin.

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Prigozhin has been chosen as Vladimir Putins' Survival Secretary. The position will be held alongside Ebrahim Raisi as co-survival secretary.

RFK Jr chosen as Donald Trump's health secretary 🔗 Read more trib.al/6xu4BN3



Gay Westerners, importing their gayness into Russia? Never. We'd never do anything gay. Or anything that looks gay.

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Russian President Putin says the West is promoting open satanism by adopting gay and transgender rights. Do you agree?

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When is the second president of Russia being announced ?

Appointing 2 people to do 1 job is good start to “department of government efficiency”

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We can confirm Putin is the father

BREAKING NEWS: ELON BEGINS THIRD TRIMESTER

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Is this like a German ultimatum or a Russian one..? If it's the latter, we'll take those chances.

I’ll issue Putin an ultimatum. End the war in 24 hours or I’ll supply Ukraine with its Taurus Missiles,” says German Chancellor Candidate Merz.

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how are these parody accounts getting govt checkmarks and how do I get one this is parody right ?

❗️ We strongly condemn all acts, methods and practices of terrorism, which are NEVER justifiable, regardless of motivation or context. We reject politicization and double standards in countering terrorism. Read further 👉 t.me/MFARussia/22821

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You act like we're actually going to keep this agreement too though. we just wanted his soldiers because we... Uh. Lost ours.

By signing the "mutual defence pact" with North Korea, Russia is now officially an enemy of the Republic of Korea (South Korea).

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Elon Musk suggests support for replacing democracy with government of ‘high-status males’ | The Independent independent.co.uk/news/world/ame…



a true American patriot to be President again is refreshing. There is nothing more patriotic than bending the knee to us, your enemy since 1945.

⚡️ 'Crimea is gone' — Senior Trump advisor says Ukraine needs to be 'realistic.' Bryan Lanza said Ukraine needs to be "realistic" in its aims for the war. kyivindependent.com/crimea-is-gone…



I can't compete with this shit either. I mean how the fuck can a person compete against someone saying they'll destroy NATO over a social media site rampant with Nazis ?

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You can trust we will not invade Ukraine again within the 20 years, please tell us one time we lied about our promises to Ukraine then name twenty because we set the bar too low

JUST IN: 🇺🇸🇺🇦 President-elect Donald Trump draft proposal to end Ukraine's war with Russia, WSJ reports. According to sources, the plan would require Ukraine to give up its NATO membership aspirations for at least 20 years.

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WHY IS IT THAT EVERYONE WE SEND TO THE FRONTLINES IS HORNY

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We finally got a return on our investment Still down about $827 billion however. Putin is still getting the window treatment if he doesn't get Google to pay up.

today we find out if we suck at investments. if Trump loses we might actually throw Putin out the window too. Don't let r/wallstreetbets run your country and foreign policy.



today we find out if we suck at investments. if Trump loses we might actually throw Putin out the window too. Don't let r/wallstreetbets run your country and foreign policy.


We are staging an intervention for our presidents gambling addiction.

You might hate Mondays, but at least you’re not waking up to find out you’ve had 700,000 casualties while spending $500 million to buy the Moldovan election only to lose it anyway.



If we get to 1 million by the end of the year we'll throw an oligarch out a window.

Ukrainian defenders eliminate 1,410 Russian soldiers in one day. Ukraine’s General Staff reports that total Russian losses have now reached 699,090 personnel.

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We are pleased to see that President Trump has shown his policy on how to treat Russia if re-elected.

From Kamala HQ

The chair is our 1,000,000th casualty in the war, we are sad to announce.

‼️SEGAL TAKES FRONT SEAT‼️ THIS HEAVYWEIGTH FIGHTER WILL TURN THE TIDE IN RUSSIAN🇳🇱 FAVOR

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Mom is in factory making coffin to bury dad in because we sent him to Ukraine.

Vladimir Putin says "as long as I am President of Russia, we will not have Parent 1 and Parent 2, we will have mom and dad."

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