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DexterAlmighty

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I don’t know if I’m extremely sensitive or life is unbearable.

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I've just had a very reassuring talk with the heart doctor. Goodnight.


Are you ok Bjork, pet?


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It's colder than Kyle Walker's side of the marital bed


Another 5 months of this 🙂‍↕️🥶


17?! No fucking way is he 17


When was the last time #NUFC had 3 starters in an England game. 90s?


This place is shit.


Maxine Peake is incredibly fit and incredibly talented, and I will fight anyone who disagrees to the death.


A short story.

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This appears to be my world, now. It's so utterly depressing.

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Lopping off Anne's head has really had an effect on Mark Rylance. It's put years on him.


Valencia is on orange alert.


Am I missing the point? Klopp was a cunt..


I have given both my daughters pistols that my dad had in the attic from his time in the military after the war, the ammo is military issue vintage 1958, I hope it still works



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Americans are so mentally ill hahaha oh no not a glass of wine around kids. A bunch of guns in the house? Ye course no problem proper normal tha, just no crushed fucking grapes, too dangerous

Who drinks wine while playing games with kids?

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Fucking hell this game is poor


That was fucking brilliant. Great game #nufc


I'm watching this again for the 10th time. I have so many favourite parts, but the garlic anecdote probably tops the lot.

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Poor Callum Wilson :-( #nufc #wilson


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