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@QuentinRemus

Senior Analyst at Callaway Golf | Full Time Golfer Part Time Father | On The Pursuit of the Perfect Hole #findmeonthecourse

T-minus 24 hours until cruise time. I’m currently gathering up all my one dollar bills and researching bahemian pick up lines. How we prepping ? @JumangisWorld @DatBoyKrump - Q


Happy 54th birthday to my dawg @DatBoyKrump That boy fingering these johnnys like he never forgot. #roomate #fingeringitout


Crazy week at work but we’re back. Jumping on a cruise ship on Monday. The wife doesn’t even know about it since I’ve been staying with @DatBoyKrump Gonna be a week of hot tubs, papa jacs, and those sweet bahemian women. - Q #boozecruise #wontbesoberforaweek


A meat stick a day keeps the doctor away! Isn’t that right @lionelmuff ?#meatinmymouth

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Could go for a cold Miller Lite right about now, anyone else? - Q #thirsty #boycottbudlight


Wife just kicked me out because of the failed vasectomy, shoutout @lionelmuff Decided to move in to @DatBoyKrump’s condo. Currently setting up my wife’s TV in the KrumpKave. Will post updates. - Q #nextchapter


For anyone who cares, the wife was not interested last night because “sHe hAs a mEetiNg wiTh heR coMpaNies CeO”, what the hell man. Does she not know how much more important my hole in one is. Ruby from the titty bar down the street delivered though- Q #mylifesucks #needmorehole


The fuck is even this shit!!! Who cares #wastemytime

oh to be a cat in a raincoat walking gracefully through the rain



Hit my first hole in one today. Gonna celebrate by asking my wife to sleep in the same bed tonight and maybe I can fill another hole. #wishmeluck #unstablemarriage


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