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This is why my husband hates watching tv with me. “How tf can you cauterise someone who can’t be burned? How did no one in the edit suite spot this?” “THAT’S AN ILLEGAL JOUSTING MOVE!” #HouseoftheDragon
Rishi Sunak. Liar. Actress.
Rishi Sunak tells This Morning that if he goes to McDonald's with his daughters they all get the breakfast wrap... as a breakfast wrap aficionado I can confirm they were taken off the menu in March 2020 due to Covid, and in January it was confirmed they will never return!
Ahh yes, who needs fair pay when you can have *checks notes* a teabag (From Tiktok)
This was even funnier when I literally made it
Yeah, this is a great strategy. I think we should employ it generally. Tell each police force they can only make three arrests a year. Tough shit if you catch a serial killer in December after you’ve used all your arrests up!
... In Blackpool, we have managed to reduce kids being excluded by saying to all academies, you may only exclude three kids. And after that you are bloody well paying the costs of excluding those kids for the rest of time ...
I just managed to crush my little finger against my wedding ring carrying a heavy box. My husband was just like: “love hurts”
Mollie Mae has the same 24 hours as everyone else and still didn’t have time to season this food
sticking the two star review in the middle of this poster is still one of the funniest things a human has ever done
I’m afraid it’s the time of year when I am compelled, for the 278th time, to share this heartfelt tribute to the fallen that was once printed by the local paper
Leonardo DiCaprio at COP26 hoping to make the world a better place for his future girlfriends to grow up in x
Neil Kinnock’s words in the face of a Thatcher election victory resonate today: “I warn you not to be young, I warn you not to fall ill and I warn you not to get old”
the best gorilla joke of 1897 is maybe my favorite joke of all time.
This has been annoying me for two months.
There are Tesla charging stations everywhere but zero public breastpumping stations and I want to be treated with the same respect as an electric car.
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