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Phil Cruze

@PhilCruze03

That type of guy. Gooned 🦅

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Nimeekewa mukombero kwa uji, na ina slap ajab. Pray for me, fellas coz ile kazi iko mbele yangu si rahisi.


Phil Cruze Reposted

Wewe kaa Archives tu na hio trolley yako imejaa H Pyroli ujikune matako.

Hapo kwa Okiya Omtatah mimi mnitoe heri nipigie MustGo kura haha . It's either Matiangi ama mkae .😂



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This is Mr Okiya Omtatah His skull was broken and 10 teeth removed one by one from his jaws. His crime was refusing a bribe. He was asked to chose between money and death. He choose death. For every Kenyan who wants to end corruption and bad governance, Okiya Omtatah is…

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Unaeza enda tu buana hatuna noma Tutapigia Omtata hata kama tutakuwa wasee kinde

Naona Hanifa amesema she won't apologize. Pia mimi hiyo bandwagon ya Okiya Omtatah nimeshuka.



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Was hoping it doesn't come to Banners.😓... kindly repost #MissingPerson

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My Mum is missing. Nah bro!



Good one 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I call him Musa because when he raises his stick my legs open like the red sea 💀😹



Moses Kuria hujidai Taliban sana, ati ako na thick skin, but hata yeye ameanza kuona ground ni ku moto, na akicheza kitamramba mbaya sana.


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We are at a pivotal moment in our nation's history, and the call to serve has never been more urgent. After careful consideration and consultations with trusted advisors, community leaders, and citizens from all walks of life, I am pleased to announce the formation of a…

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And it BEGINS!!!! The campaign begins!!! We’re bringing back sanity to our country!!!

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You should have stayed at home. The rubbish coming out of your mouth doesn’t match the accent.

See you in a bit @KoinangeJeff Honoured.



Sasa alete Internet telephony, and it's over for those bastards

Twitter inaleta X payments, meaning unaeza tumia msee mwingine pesa thru X bora uko na his X account handle/ Username. Elon Musk anaonyesha Safcom kivumbi both internetically and Mpesally😭😂



Some dude bought a banana for 5.2 million freaking dollars, and he plans to eat it. Some people have too much money and don't know what to do with it. SMH!


Phil Cruze Reposted

This one voted for the Finance Bill—only for the president to reject it. She backed Adani—Ruto canceled the deal. She rooted for Khamala—Trump won instead. A masterclass in picking the losing side every single time! The true embodiment of political miscalculation, a staunch…

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Esther Passaris defends Adani takeover: Ahmedabad Airport has been done by the Adani Group and it is a five-star airport



This really fine hoe I used to fuck with just confessed that she aborted my kid coz I offended her once. Of course I was devastated, but relieved at the same time coz co-parenting with her would have been hell on earth.


Mutua is a PR professor. Anyone who takes him seriously has only themselves to blame. That's why he's called kavaluku 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

CS Mutua should parade these ones too.



I don't even know if my iron box still works 🤣🤣🤣

I knew this generation didn’t gaf when everybody stopped ironing 😭



Kumbe vile mama bora alikua ana brag about kukulwa na presidents alikua anamaanisha Havi? 🤣🤣🤣


Absa pia wame introduce withdrawal limits. Semeni kimeumana!

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Why does the Kisumu governor need a guide to Colorado's parks? Shouldn't he be promoting tourism in his own county?

Glad I was able to make a final visit to @KisumuCountyKE before I depart Kenya. This is where I made my first visit outside of Nairobi when I arrived. Always grateful to Governor @AnyangNyongo for his support of 🇺🇸🇰🇪 health partnerships that keep us all safe. @PEPFAR @CDCKenya

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Phil Cruze Reposted

𝐀𝐫𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐀𝐝𝐚𝐧𝐢!

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