𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐄'𝐒 𝐌𝐎𝐍𝐀 !
@PhantomPAAB𝐁𝐚𝐝 𝐍𝐚𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐞𝐝, 𝐁𝐚𝐝 𝐭𝐞𝐦𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐝, 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐛𝐚𝐝 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐭𝐡. ♡
I mean, ain't much to bitch about when you're pleasing a fellow dude. I certainly don't hear any complaints about my skills in bed. 💅
╱ ╱ I don’t usually do call out posts, but I do want people to know about this. @DXRKESTDESIRE // @UNDERW0RLDH0UND , also known as “Mike” has been doing lewd roleplay since he was 14, with his Cerberus account being used for lewd purposes since he was 17. ++
Bed is already cramped enough as is, sweetheart. You ain't the only one with a rear that would make even the most quality of pornstars shudder in envy. 🤭 Admittedly though, this size gets annoying sometimes... 💢
I'll take it as a complement. ♡ Besides, any guy would have his brain reduced to mush if they got kissed by ya.
Wha- Is that a complement, or an insult?
And what would that word be, exactly? Manwhore doesn't start with a G, so that's out of the question...💧
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ A gentleman? I was thinking of another word that starts with a G that could describe your antics and behavior better ... ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
Probably not. Besides, a gentleman knows how to be delicate. That is, if you prefer I be delicate. ♡
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ You think my couch is any stronger? Are you even strong enough to break my couch - ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
Uh... yeah? So likeeeee... my place, or yours? ♡ Actually uh- maybe your place... I'd rather not accidentally break the only bed I've got...
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Depends; does you count as an answer? ~ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
No... it ain't! ... You have really pretty eyes. [Seems he was a tad dazed from being smooched. His eyes locked onto the taller male, almost like he was in love. Why he was so infatuated with kami was just about anyone's guess.] Soooo... are you doing anything later...? ♡
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ I was saying that you're just the cutest little rapscallion for going out of your way to get me such a gift. That so wrong? ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
You're one to ta- [His sentence was cut off by the sudden, and rather surprising strength kami had to lift the feline off the ground. His brain only getting more mushy as he was smothered with affection by a guy who made his heart skip a beat.] Guh... w-what was I saying...? 😵💫
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Fruity feline. ( Scooping him off the ground, pulling him into an arms an assaulting his face with kisses. ) ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
I... guess? I don't exactly need fur when I can just throw on a jacket. Eh, guess you are right though, I CAN work it all out during the spring. Maybe ryuji has a routine I can use...
"Well it's winter time now so it's like, your winter coat or whatever, right? To stay warm? You can work it off in the spring!"
Daww, you spoil me. ♡ Well, I'm ready to receive such a kiss whenever. Also cause seeing you in that outfit does unspeakable things to my brain. 😵💫
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ I'm not a goodie two shoes. Just thankful for the gift. C'mere and let me thank you with a kiss; Princess style. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
Yeah, yeah... Been a while since I've indulged in sushi. Not that it would make me any less pudgy. 💧
⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀𝘐'𝘮 𝘧𝘦𝘦𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝑑𝑒𝑣𝑖𝑜𝑢𝑠 ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑙𝑜𝑜𝑘𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝓖𝐋𝐀𝐌𝐎𝐑𝐎𝐔𝐒 ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀𝕷𝖾𝗍'𝗌 𝗀𝖾𝗍 𝗆𝗂𝗌𝖼𝗁𝗂𝖾𝗏𝗈𝗎𝗌 ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀𝖠𝗇𝖽 𝕻𝗢͟𝗟͟𝗬͟𝗔͟𝗠͟𝗢͟𝗥͟𝗢͟𝗨͟𝗦 ! ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
Takes a diva to know a diva. 💅 It also takes money, which I never have. So uh, I hope you don't mind that your gift wasn't actually paid for. 💧
I would be. 💢 And a little saddened that this would probably be the fifth time I've been denied a good meal.
"You think Mona would be made if I ate the sushi we saved for him-"
Only has to be if you want it to be. We could ruin some poor mattress for a few hours if you prefer that. ♡ Either way, you're too cute to just be cat called, and I have more inches on my dick than what is considered healthy.
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ So, what I'm hearing is, I could ( in theory ) be cute enough for you to cat - call me, pun intended, when we see each other. Noted. More importantly does it gotta be while I stand? ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
You are taller. But, ya ain't as cute as me ! Perks of bein' a kitty is making people melt from your appearance, least when they ain't grabbin' at my ass. 💢 You're still pretty though, no shade thrown. ♡
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ I think only because we're the same ratio, but I'm taller. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
I appear wherever the pretty boys are at. 💅 Especially if they somehow outclass me in ass size. And height, and hips. Of which you also outclass me in.
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