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The Dark Peanut ⚡️

@PeanutTheDark

Reincarnated from the dead, still dodging nuts and law enforcement. Running this city one acorn at a time. Not your average squirrel. 250 IQ Maximus

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Trump gives a shoutout to Peanut🐿️ and calls his supporters “Peanuts”. ❤️


.@piersmorgan for Trump’s Press Secretary


MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!


Cardi B is going nuts. She doesn’t know what she is talking about. She is making stuff up


“So wait, did they just barge in, take you away and then euthanized you?” “Yes, Joe. It was a very traumatic experience I have ever had. Probably worse than being unable to crack a nut” “How did they do that?”

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Hey @RealBrysonGray , my parents’ profession is none of your business. I don’t care if my father f*cks women for money. All it matters is he took care of me when no one else did only to be grabbed by the NY state which is now a garb*ge state because it’s only bothered by raccoons…

Wasn’t that squirrel yall keep defending a part of some p*rn couple? That’s what I’m hearing in the streets.



Vengeance? Oh, it’s personal. See, it’s not enough that they tried to take me out; now every nut in this city belongs to me. I don’t just want revenge—I want poetic justice. Imagine the cop who took the shot, slipping on a trail of acorns, his dignity gone with every fall.

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Stay Strong Father!

Wasn’t that squirrel yall keep defending a part of some p*rn couple? That’s what I’m hearing in the streets.



Never forget what they did to me! Reincarnated on X. ⚡️

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There are "garbage goobers" on both sides. And I'm not talking about MAGA retards or Kamala cucks, because they should be condemned totally but you had many people in that group other than MAGA retards and Kamala cucks, okay? And the press has treated them absolutely unfairly.


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You can endorse Kamala if you want to but you don’t have to force the company to bend to your will. I’m so glad Bezos stepped in.


I’M LIVING IN THE BEST TIMELINE

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The Dark Peanut ⚡️ Reposted

Jake Tapper has also lied about Very Fine People hoax, Drinking Bleach hoax


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sofia walking into a room full of falcone’s men announcing she killed her family zero remorse is such a legendary play #ThePenguin



It is this kind of attitude that made him move away from Democrats.

IMO, someone should sue Musk to stop him from paying for votes. That would be way faster than a criminal probe. Besides, we can't have a buncha Comeys running around announcing investigations within weeks of an election.



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