Patrick
@Pat_my_trickCalifornia expat. Interests include: books, boys, snacks & gossip
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omg thanks for ending the meeting 4 minutes early and "giving me some time back" -- now I can finally pursue my passions
My company gave us tomorrow off for a mental health day, and I’m like: Thanks I’ll still be mentally ill. I just won’t be working!
I’m still on Twitter, cuz I gave up my morals a long time ago!!!
Came home after a few drinks at the Four Seasons and started to sauté mushrooms
Have you ever replayed the same four seconds in your head for 80 hours straight? While trying not to throw up.
In light of today’s throat goat discourse I am speaking my truth and coming out as a gay with an abysmal gag reflex and will be starting a support group. We are here. We exist. 1 RT = 1 thought, 1 like = 1 prayer ❤️
It’s too delicate of a world to be untrue. To yourself, to others. Life is too short for lies. And the worst kind of person in the world will waste your time, your heart, hiding behind them.
I don’t date, I avoid people who have seen me naked while finding NEW people, to see me naked
Might pretend to choke in a restaurant just to feel somebody hold me…
If you think about it, Anne Frank and MLK were just Betty Whites that didn’t get a chance…
Every appliance repair service I’ve called this morning to fix my refrigerator:
Finished 18/20 books for my 2021 goal (but I did read one of these 3x) Here are my top 12 books from 2021 (in no particular order) DM me for any recs!
The reality of this year is that my nostrils were probably the most penetrated orifice in my body.
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