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Lambert

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Hi @marksandspencer I understand why, like all other supermarkets you've sold out of pasta. However I'm confused as to why you've filled the pasta shelves with crisps instead. Very confusing!

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Anyone else been spending time this weekend desperately hoping for breaking news, or some gaffe, tweet or meme that unambiguously reveals to all just what a disaster it would be to hand Boris Johnson a majority on Thursday?


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Hang on a minute: having the ref in the 1st place was what caused the division & poison we're witnessing atm. You opened Pandora's Box, deal with it! Our politics is already back to square 1 cuz the ref o/c was procured by corrupt & illegal practices & May carried on regardless.

A second referendum would be poisonous, divisive and may even take us back to square one in our politics As @theresa_may has always, rightly, identified. It would also threaten the union. We need leadership now and @BorisJohnson can deliver.



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sorry can't come out tonight i gotta sit alone in front of a muted tv opening and closing the same 4 social media apps until 3am


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Ah, crap...

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Hello @SkyBet would be grateful if you could hurry up and verify my account. Been locked out for a few days now with no prior warning


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Chris Tarrant What an awful rude arrogant man. Loves the sound of his own voice but no one else does. @jamesmartinchef he shouldn't be given a platform on @ITV especially after drink driving.


I got trapped in the station as I went in the back way and couldn't get out! Eventually found someone in there who said I should have read the sign!


And now my connection cancelled as well. FFS


Hi @CorksOfNorthSt are you open late any evenings this week? Cheers!


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How stupid do you have to be to think the UK will get a favourable trade deal from a guy whose motto is America First?


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Who called it a 'reminder for a waxing appointment' rather than a 'pubic service announcement'?


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Those meddling EU buggers attempting to deliver fairness again. Won't do.

Google fined record 2.42bn euros ($2.72bn) by European Commission for illegally favouring its own shopping service bbc.in/2ucdTi4



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'Did you have fun at Glastonbury?' 'I didn't go to Glastonbury?' 'But you look..' 'I look what?' 'Erm.. nothing.'


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Reckon if there was another Brexit referendum, remain would romp home. Awareness of how we were duped & young would vote in droves. Hey-ho.


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