Orca “I yield my time fuck you” Spender 💜ACAB💜
@OrcaSpenderlive, laugh, love this late state capitalist hellscape. they/she 🌈🌈🌈
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Having a bit of a High Fidelity moment but about gender and sexuality 🫠🫠🫠
We could give everyone in the United States a free college education and still have $92 billion leftover. Every year. If we’re not going to tax the rich, at the very fucking least collect the taxes they are already supposed to be paying.
People telling me to learn to code as if I didn’t customize my own MySpace page
Whenever I discover a really fucked up law and google its origins
How much wet food does your cat get per day? We can’t leave our dry food because the kitten will eat ALL OF IT. But I accidentally just fed them second dinner and they ate like they didn’t eat a first dinner????
As a pediatric immunologist, I get this question all the time “what did kids do before vaccines?” They died … by the millions. Parents in remote areas of the World walk days to vaccinate kids. Anti-VAxers display ignorance + fear + immense privilege and put us all at risk.
Go to an old cemetery. See all the baby graves from before the 1950s & 60s? After that, hardly any. That's when people started vaccinating their children against deadly childhood diseases. If you're unsure what to do to protect your kids, the answer is literally written in stone.
film students seeing everyone say saltburn is one of the weirdest/craziest movies they’ve ever seen
I’m literally obsessed with these sumocitrus.com/legendary-tast…
Having some weird dreams/semi awake thoughts. One of which that despite being dark outside it was 9:10 and I was late for work 🤦♀️
Which one of you watched Saltburn with your parents this holiday?
modern society is so divorced from our food sources that most people who eat pop tarts have never actually killed one themselves
2023-the year I couldn’t get an actua fucking vacation. To the very bitter end. Here’s to 2023, possibly the worst year of my life?? 🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕
Starting Jan 1st in California, police can no longer entrap you by asking you if you know why they stopped you. Instead, they have to state the reason why they stopped you before they can ask any other questions.
This is supposed to be a cannon / important Texas thing, but I literally thought it was a Hitachi magic wand lmao
Every time I hear a story about someone moving to LA or NYC with $500, no job, no place to live but with a dream…I realize I don’t have that dog in me fr, I don’t have that type of hustle
Absolutely sick of this shit. Do not cover "Santa Baby" unless you want to FUCK Santa. Dude at the Christmas Market singing "Santa Buddy". Your buddy is not buying you a Yacht. Get on your knees
Please tell me what’s going to happen when the next Kate Cox in Texas isn’t a privileged white lady? When it isn’t someone who can just go to a different state? I’ll answer for you. They are going to suffer. Physically and mentally. Absolutely fuck Texas.
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