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*actual conversation* Me: Stop putting things on things and not moving them Him: You put things on things Me: Yeah, but I move things Him: But you still put those things on things Seriously, WTF?!? #marriedpeopleissues #marriedlife #marriedpeopleproblems #moveyourshit
Him: What do you want for dinner? Me: I don’t know. What do you want? Him: Whatever you want. Me: I’ll eat anything Him: Ok, so what do you want? Me: I. DON’T. KNOW. Him: Just choose Me: You choose Goes on FOR ETERNITY! #marriedpeopleissues #marriedpeopleproblems #marriedlife
I’m fairly certain that my husband’s purpose in life is to annoy the living shit out of me! #marriedpeopleissues #marriedlife #marriedpeopleproblems
I love when my hubby puts the dishes away. It’s like going on a scavenger hunt to find out where he put everything. 🤷🏻♀️ #neverintherightplace #marriedpeopleissues #marriedpeopleproblems #marriedlife
My wife asked me tonight what I wanted for my birthday in a couple of weeks. I told her “a golf club membership.” She looked at me and said “How about a tee-shirt?!” #MarriedLife
Why is my husband incapable of putting ANYTHING away?! For instance: -Groceries -Clothes -Dishes -Food he takes out of the fridge -Amazon packages -EVERYTHING HE TOUCHES #marriedpeopleissues #marriedpeopleproblems #marriedlife
Men are moodier than women. It’s a fact. #marriedpeopleissues #marriedpeopleproblems #marriedlife #couples #truth #couplesTherapy
When you see a married couple walking down the street, the one that’s a few steps ahead is the one that’s mad. #truth #marriedpeopleissues #marriedpeopleproblems #marriedlife #marriage
Him: Whatcha doin? Whatcha doin? Whatcha doin? Me: Stuff! I’m busy!!! Him: How about now?! Whatcha doin? Entertain me. Me: #marriedpeopleissues #marriedlife #marriedpeopleproblems
Today I’m in need of a little #wine #womenwinewisdom #winelover #givemewine #entrepreneur #tuesdayvibes
Well, if you did your own laundry you wouldn’t have this problem, dear! 🤷🏻♀️ Now it’s mine!! #marriedpeopleissues #marriedlife #marriedpeopleproblems #laundry
Sleep, that thing my husband gets to enjoy... #marriedpeopleissues #sleepy #marriedlife #stopsnoring #marriedpeopleproblems
My husband just wears what shirt is on top in the drawer. I don’t understand how he can live life that way. I moved a different shirt to the top and he’s currently wearing it. My mind is blown. That’s it. That’s the tweet. #marriedlife
I’m so glad I bought groceries so that my husband can eat EVERYTHING within 24 hours. 😒 Seriously, how is this possible?!? #marriedpeopleissues #marriedlife #marriedpeopleproblems #food
Me: I folded all my shirts. Wife: Your way or the right way? Me: I'm refolding all my shirts.
How I feel when my husband does the dishes. (He should seriously do the dishes more often though...) #marriedpeopleissues #marriedpeopleproblems #marriage #marriedlife
My hubby wants to have kids. He doesn’t seem to understand I already have a baby. Him. #idontwanttocleanupafter2babies #marriedpeopleissues #marriedpeopleproblems #marriage
Every Weekend. Him: What do u wanna do today? Me: I don’t care. What do u want to do? Him: Whatever u want to do. Me: I don’t care what we do, just choose. Him: I’ll do whatever u want. *Goes on until bedtime. Repeats the next day... until death. #marriedpeopleissues #marriage
When he eats my last chocolate bar 🍫 😭 #marriedpeopleissues #marriage #handsoff #marriedpeopleproblems
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