Philadelphia Comedian John Deary
@Oh_Dearyover-thinker, underachiever. stand up comedian. story teller, game show host. he/him
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If anyone knows Jeremy I found his machete at Wawa.
Philly Burbs and Jersey folk who talk mad shit on Philly but then go and wear Philly sports gear are stealing valor.
Year 10 of posting “Trump is bad and if you like him you’re also bad” should get the point across
Honestly, if Trump fixed the McDonald’s ice cream machine he could get my vote.
Same people who say McDonald’s ain’t a real job and doesn’t deserve a living wage now pretending Trump did something worthwhile
FB memories: hey remember this post with 150 likes from a couple years ago? Me: Yea! FB memories: Cool! Now spend the rest of the day wondering why 20 of those people unfriended you
Ordered Grubhub and they’re trying this new feature that notifies you your order has arrived where your driver is having a screaming argument on speakerphone outside your front door.
More like Joker Folie a Doo-Doo Haven’t seen it yet just wanted to make sure I beat the reviewers to this
In addition to debates presidential candidates should also have to do a live broadcast therapy session
Not sure how there’s an epidemic of male loneliness, just text your best friend a random movie quote from 2002 every other month and you’re set!
I’m shitting in a public bathroom and someone walks in and says out loud “is this a bathroom?” He paces for a second and then leaves and I will think about this for the rest of my life.
Who sells out matinees at @HeliumComedy Philly? The maniacal @Pearlmania500 and the adorable cherubic Nark himself @Oh_Deary Don’t forget @Setoiyo1 and wonderful Medinah! Cats should wake up and get involved, follow, sub, like, poke, whatever!
Why don’t the Sixers just play at the Dave and Buster’s on the waterfront?
Listening to a lot of old sets to prep for a big weekend of shows. Listened to a set from a show where a someone I was seeing tagged along ghosted me after and totally on her side now.
Damn, I’m so disappointed in Dave Grohl for not being the pretend guy I’ve had in my head all these years
Customer asks me for help while I’m doing trash and I say “sure, let me wash my hands.” As I’m washing my hands I watch this guy lose patience and he says “Jesus, what are ya going in for surgery?” If I get a customer complaint for washing my hands it’s gonna be a hall of famer
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