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Why has no one told me yet that the @LAKings have a player in rookie camp whose real name seems to be ‘Matt Mania’ Let the #MattMania commence! #GoKingsGo


No matter how us @lakings fans may feel about a team or a specific player, it’s never bad for the sport for a superstar to win a championship. Good for the @nhl is good for us all from my view. I’m looking forward to the Stanley Cup Finals. #gokingsgo


Excited to watch the last game the @lakings will win this year! #gokingsgo


Dewey, they put towels in your locker for a reason. 😂 🍒 🍆


Hey Foxy, the throat sounded a little rough last night. Hope you’re OK. Next time stop by my box for a marshmello root kombucha I hand make with water from an artisan well in Sylmar. It’ll sort you right out. 😃 @JimFox19 #GoKingsGo


Not only two goals by defensemen….but two *breakaway* (ish) goals by defensemen. 📞 #gokingsgo


Tbh, I’ve said for a long time that hockey is the sport most rife for a @PFF type service/website. Separate the relevant stuff from the coach /old school speak.

Why is hockey so obsessed with intangible concepts? All other pro sports prioritize skill and trust that intangibles will come along with it. Some NHL franchises have followed suit, but by and large, the NHL (and some fans) cling onto the good ol’ days when many players sucked.



Finally….after all these years Kopi gets a 10 min misconduct…so he and I can have the type of deep conversation I’ve always wanted to have with him in my box. Then I look up, and there’s only 6 mins left in the game. Straight to the room for Anze. Sad. 😢 #GoKingsGo


Who had Fiala as one of the more evolved kings on their bingo card? Good for him and big points for a great answer that might impact that kid for a long time. #gokingsgo

“Trust the process, be happy, tomorrow is a new day” -Fiala inspirational King!



There were only two games in the NHL tonight. The @lakings won one of those games 5-0, and they *were not* the most lopsided result of the night. 🤷‍♂️ #GoKingsGo


I feel for @tytoff16 - 5th team in 5 seasons. when guys move like that, it’s often on-ice talent that isn’t great in “the room”, but Tyler was elected Captain Canada recently. If he can play for EDM next, his western Canada hockey bingo card will be complete. #gokingsgo


Flying to Boston right now to celebrate!!! WHO IS WITH ME? #GoKingsGo


This is an absolutely terrific game and a fun watch. Really good effort level for the kings. They put effort like this in for the rest of the year - we’re in good shape. #gokingsgo


The extra point is up….and it’s good. #GoKingsGo


When the first D pair…..isn’t. #GoKingsGo


Isn’t this the stuff that got the last guy fired? Doughty appears to be smiling on the bench. Time to send a message? #playthekids


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