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Patrick Nzambu

@NzambuPatrick

Tech Bro Doing the hard part to make your work easier.

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Here are just 15 examples of government waste. Change is coming… 1. Payments to Deceased Individuals: The federal government has disbursed approximately $1.3 billion to individuals who are no longer alive, highlighting significant inefficiencies in payment systems. 2.…



The reason is crazy!

A woman pepper sprayed her muslim uber driver for praying. When her friend asked her why she did it, she said it was because "he's brown" America 2024.



Sometimes it's questionable things done by professionals in careers held so high. Being intelligent is no longer a measure of diminishing generational stupidity. Treat junior people with dignity, help them have a balanced work life where they can afford bills. May her soul RIP


I have observed JDM cars seem unrecognizable after high impact accidents - similar to Kiambu road Subaru accident. Compare the scene to the Range Rover (Msa Road) and Discovery (Thika Road) accidents. All are fatal but for JDM, it's like being minced!

This is the car that killed Kiambu nominated MCA Ezra Kihara in the morning at Witeithie area. He hit a moving lorry from behind. #NgigeUpdates

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A good number of motorists never bother to help or intervene in such situations. Most people assume anyone driving/riding has a hidden lump sum. Indirectly targeted for exhaustion and the public keeps shouting, msaidie maskini!

You remember this story, now here is a turn of event. This guy faked his own death, used his daughter's to con some a whooping 200k. Now here is the story. The lady found him just as I did. Touched by the state of his being decided to help him. She decided to pay his rent and…



Some ladies hate men (misandry) and project so much against them claiming to be feminist. A thread explaining feminist as is and both men and women may be part of it.

You remember this story, now here is a turn of event. This guy faked his own death, used his daughter's to con some a whooping 200k. Now here is the story. The lady found him just as I did. Touched by the state of his being decided to help him. She decided to pay his rent and…



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Backend developers > - Tables should be plural (e.g., users, orders) - Models should be singular (e.g., User, Order) - Foreign keys should be named after the related model in singular form with _id (e.g., user_id, order_id) - Routes should be plural and descriptive (e.g., GET…


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Retry Pattern is Good for Resilience, But Only if You Do It Right. Here are 4 things to remember when using the Retry Pattern. The Retry Pattern is a design approach. It enhances reliability and resilience by automatically reattempting a failed operation or request. 1. Set a…

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📢 We are Hiring!! 📢 We are expanding our team and we are looking for talented Sales Executives to join us! If you are interested, please see the details below and apply.

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A 1.4 L car uses approximately a liter of petrol (kshs 190) for 16km in about 30 minutes. A chap chap (kadudu 650cc) uses less fuel than the 1.4L, maybe 140 bob. In about half an hour, the guy has kshs 240 (390 - 150) translating to kshs 480 per hour

x.com/Kelvinmwendwa_… There are some drivers who are taking advantage of the situation, but generally there is a problem with pricing.



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My team is actively hiring software engineers: Pay: 190,000 - 310,000 USD Level: New grad/Mid-level Location: Seattle/Bay Area Tech stack: Go, Python, Typescript -Direct referrals offered -AI/ML roles open -Free breakfast/lunch/dinner -Summer 2025 internships -RTs appreciated


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My dear sister, if he is into tech, then marry him. Tech bros never have women. Kazi ni computers tu. And they're very loyal and caring. Signed.


...all Kenyans to demonstrate... ...the democratic values we share.


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A group of chickens organized illegal dog fights 🐕🐶


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Post a picture you took with your phone over the weekend

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Because, whoever is giving the criticism is taking it as an opportunity to try and prove a point. Ain't got no backspace!

Why are people in tech so bad at taking criticism?



Umati unakuja kukuimbia nyimbo za mapenzi 🤣🤣🤣

Ulisoma gani ? I want to see something “ Kifo Kisimani, Mstahiki Meya ama Kidagaa. Kwa reply usisahau #RutoMustGo



Was this man circumcised as an initiation to be a witch doctor harbouring unspeakable demands as an opinion leader? Was the circumcision not a right of passage to adulthood where one's values and principles recognizes modernizations and shedding barbaric thoughts!


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