Trigger
@Not_triggerTrigger DOB: 22.04.1948 Place: Back seat of an abandoned Vauxhall Wyvern, Mitcham Road sweeper by trade regular in nags head at night.
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1 in 3 girls hate being raped. The other 2 didn't want to stay and complete my questionnaire.
Peaches geldoff died on Monday... More reasons for bob to hate Mondays
If a red haired guy works at a bakery, is he a ginger bread man?
I've decided to name my cock "Matters" Because I usually take it into my own hands.
GOK DOES PANTO" "Monday at 9 on channel 4" Who the fuck calls there boy panto?
Doctors say that Michael Schumacher's condition hasn't changed overnight. And that he is "Still an arrogant German cunt."
2014 is my year.... No it's not your still be working at McDonald's, living with your mum in her shirty council flat above the chippy
I don't understand Super Mario. Bowser kidnaps his girlfriend dozens of times, and yet he still invites him go-karting.
If you want to set up a company and run it then that's your business.
Why did the Prophet Mohammed marry a six-year-old? Because he was a paedophile.
I was raping a woman the other night and she cried, "Please, think of my children!" Kinky bitch.
I coughed up a bit of phlegm and sneezed at the same time. Then a scouser appeared and said "Not bad mate, how are you?"
I had sex with a girl last night. It was going well except the entire time she was screaming someone else's name. Anyone know who Rape is?
My oldest approached me today and told me he was feeling suicidal. I said, "Hang in there, son," and pointed to the spare room.
I see Miley Cyrus has been "causing controversy" again. The only thing she could do that would shock me is test negative for herpes.
My wife told me to get our ginger son ready for his first day at school. So I punched him in the face and stole his dinner money.
I don't understand why women want to be equal when they could be better. That shows a lack of ambition to me Which is why men are better
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