Neglectedlife
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just hit 25 followers 🎉 feels like a small milestone but it’s a reminder that every step counts on this journey thanks for the support everyone!
my face when i finally get my siblings to watch my favorite show and they’re just scrolling on their phone right when the whole plot gets explained
if it was horizontal every time we ran it’d be like a standing ovation
do you know why our butt is split vertically instead of horizontally?
me dying in a game on purpose so i can grab a snack but gotta act like i’m devastated so the squad doesn’t think i’m slacking
do you know why our butt is split vertically instead of horizontally?
Me dipping into my savings and calling it “self-investment”
Light mode is like giving yourself a sunburn while trying to read a book.
disappointed parents are more scarier than angry one
that photo’s so brutal you can hear the slap before you even see it
This photo of Mike Tyson slapping Jake Paul will go in the history books 😭
She holding back with everything she got tryna not smack the hell outta that kid
im so shy i text back with my phone on airplane mode just so i don’t see your reply
when you need a charger but all you find are the short ones like why even exist
she legit isn’t seeing the camera
He pretended to leave his wallet at home to see if she would pay
Life insurance be like the ultimate “I got you” from beyond the grave
Life Insurance is the most overlooked way to make your kids millionaires.
when you check your bank account after budgeting all week and it’s even lower than before
i swear the room just freezes when you let em know you’re not playing
I love how quiet and awkward it gets after u establish to the whole room u don’t play that shit
is the fbi just mad we’re covering their peeping cameras now
pretending to be asleep when i hear a noise so the intruders think i’m dead
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