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As seen on: The Tonight Show, Nickelodeon Writing in: Esquire, The Onion, CollegeHumor, VICE Host: The Parlor at @caveatnyc, Summer Vacation at @UnionHallNY

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Last year, I was given an hour to write a standup set about St. Patrick's Day and then perform it, untested, on the Tonight Show: x.com/FallonTonight/…

Battle of the Instant Stand-Ups: @NatTowsen on St. Patrick’s Day 🍀 #FallonTonight



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My hot take is that anyone who uses the term “North America” is Canadian


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Spotted on the subway:

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only the first half


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Prank idea: Give every person access to all the information in the world without teaching them to discern what's true


I'm not the first person to say it, but to be a leftist is to be rejected for being right too early.

When it mattered vs. When it’s too late

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A tired joke format, reinvigorated. Even in dark times, the human spirit is interminable.

It’s only Midwest Emo if it comes from the Champaign/Urbana region of Illinois. Otherwise it’s just sparkling whine.



The reason that liberals can't beat fascists is because they like fascism as long as you call it something different

The election (roughly) if having a degree was a requirement to vote

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Trump picking his cabinet: whoops all pedophiles


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darkly funny that the endgame of qanon was making a pedophile in charge of law enforcement


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we need a female max payne


This time, can we skip the phase where we all pay for subscriptions to the New York Times and then they publish editorials about how the National Guard should kill us for protesting?


Pretty blatant example of how the media reports on Palestine versus Israel:

slurs and slogans

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If only Democrats had some model from our past for how to win popular support and beat back right-wing authoritarianism.

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first lesson

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the democrats picking joe biden over bernie sanders in 2020 when a map of donations looked like this is what guaranteed a trump win in 2024

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Frasier is sitting in Cheers complaining that he has a headache. NIGGA GO HOME


Me at the airport, screaming at everyone who refuses to opt out of facial recognition technology

Critical reminder. Do not cede power too readily. Do not obey.

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One of the most frustrating parts about this is that Trump isn't even good at it anymore. Can't string together more than a few sentences, has no energy. Just a funnel for spite, acting on instinct.


do you think they've told Biden yet


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It should come as no great surprise that a Democratic Party which has abandoned working class people would find that the working class has abandoned them. While the Democratic leadership defends the status quo, the American people are angry and want change. And they’re right.

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