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Phil-in-the-_______

@NashPhil75

Just a cisgender, nerotypical, rando standing in front of a global social media platform, asking it to love him. (he/hymn)

Joined September 2012
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Reverse Engineers are such optimists. When life gives them lemonade, they make lemons.


Me: What does 2024 have in store for you? My friends:


I’m an @Oswald_Official fan and a banjo player. So this was one of my favorite gifts this year and will be prominently featured on my Christmas tree for years to come!

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If a baker has red hair, does that make him a ginger bread man?


Electric cars sound like what I imagine flying saucers sound like.


Be honest. Do you pronounce it “NEW-kew-ler” or “NEW-klee-ar”? #Oppenheimer


Harrison Ford is my generation’s John Wayne. That’s it. That’s the tweet.


Considering their heads are hamburgers, I understand why they wanted to end the Hamburglar’s ghastly spree.

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Celebs when their blue check mark reappears:


FUN FACT: The water in watermelon is melon water.


The angels after Jesus ascended (Acts 1:10-11):


Fred Armisen is one of Jim Henson’s funniest creations.


Actual footage of Easter on its way:


What I love about Jesus is that he is so down to earth.


Before we make small talk at the Super Bowl party, I’m gonna need you to watch #PokerFace .


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