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@NashPhil75Just a cisgender, nerotypical, rando standing in front of a global social media platform, asking it to love him. (he/hymn)
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Reverse Engineers are such optimists. When life gives them lemonade, they make lemons.
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Harrison Ford is my generation’s John Wayne. That’s it. That’s the tweet.
Considering their heads are hamburgers, I understand why they wanted to end the Hamburglar’s ghastly spree.
FUN FACT: The water in watermelon is melon water.
The angels after Jesus ascended (Acts 1:10-11):
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What I love about Jesus is that he is so down to earth.
Before we make small talk at the Super Bowl party, I’m gonna need you to watch #PokerFace .
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