~Thomas Jones~
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// been rping mostly on discord, should I return here?
"What the fuck?" "What you mean?!"
"Im FUCKED"
Papers are scattered across his room, Thomas is visibly sweating. "Sup..."
*He unlocked the door and opened it, then stepped inside.* "Hello."
Thomas jolts up "AH fuck!-" "Oh. It's you. Come in!."
*..After a second or two, Jane knocked on the door.* "..Let who escape?"
Thomas is up late tonight. It's around 12PM and he is in his bedroom. Papers are everywhere with math, and other crazy words written on it. You stand infront of his door as you hear him mutter "I won't let you escape again."
"John Jones you made me question my sexauilty"
"I am, so what?!"
fuck all of you, you guys are a bunch of.. . FA-
"Im a god, I don't give a fuck about money." He chuckles "So, everything been good since you got out of the hospital."
"Colledge is important." He reaches his hand up, and teleports a hundred dollar bill. "Keep it." He hands it to him "Make sure you get a nice place."
“second cup coffee… I work there so I can get my college fund..”
"Where do you work kid?"
“came back to work with a cast.. now it’s stained…”
Autism
"I know you will, if you ever need a new one, let me know."
gonna have fun with this later. ( he joked. maybe. )
"SOOO COOL." "HE RIZZED UP!!" The demigod fist pumps the air
"YOU GUYS ARE??!!" "WHOAAAA"
"Sold." He swipes the money out of Wallace's hand, and snapped. A Body pillow showing scott in a seductive pose plopped on Wallaces head.
. ( taking his wallet out. ) $30. take it or leave it.
"Trust me, I'll do something WAY cooler, come on tell me!!"
" Are you gonna buy me a drink in hopes I'll tell you? Because that won't work. "
"Trust me, it will be cool.." "So tell me!"
"I bet you would wanna-" "I mean, I'm a demigod, I can be whoever you want. I could give you a scott body pillow if I really wanted." He chuckles, making the joke
first of all. fuck you? second. you're not wrong.
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