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@Mysteron_VoiceHave been described on live TV by John Rawling as "A Twitter Lunatic." 😁 I don't like followers, so if you try, I *will* block you without a second thought 😳
He might yet win the match, but at the moment, there's more than an element of petulance about Luke Littler being shown how to play darts by an old fella who just happens to be a two-time World Champion ... #GrandSlamOfDarts #GSOD (@SkySportsDarts)
Was that a dig at yesterday's #PaulTyson shenanigans by the MC there as he announced the result ... 😂😂😂 #RamirezBillamSmith #RiyadhSeason
Jake Paul, on suddenly realising what actual, proper boxing is all about ... #RamirezBillamSmith #RiyadhSeason
The trouble with boxing sometimes is that there's being game and there's being a warrior, but sometimes it's the best option just to call it quits ... #RamirezBillamSmith #RiyadhSeason
Much as I love to see Gary Anderson playing well, as and when the bubble *does* burst, the result will be swift, and painful to watch ... 😳😳😳 #GrandSlamOfDarts #GSOD #LoveTheDarts (@SkySportsDarts)
Second week in a row that Pete's been tailed off at the bottom of the leaderboard, another test of how far the public will actually get behind him again. #Strictly
I clearly shouldn't be allowed out on my own, because I thought that Sarah's dance was completely underwhelming ... 😳😳😳 #Strictly
If that was set play, five-nil might have been a small mercy, but there's nowhere to hide behind an actual result of sixteen legs to two ... #GrandSlamOfDarts #GSOD #LoveTheDarts (@SkySportsDarts)
Jermaine Wattimena, driving home, thinking that things couldn't really get much worse ... #GrandSlamOfDarts #GSOD #LoveTheDarts (@SkySportsDarts)
Littler must have expected to win this, but he's actually looking a bit embarrassed now at how easy this is turning out to be ... 😳😳😳 #GrandSlamOfDarts #GSOD #LoveTheDarts (@SkySportsDarts)
You get the feeling that they could give Wattimena four, or possibly even five darts, and he wouldn't be able to live with this from Luke Littler ... #GrandSlamOfDarts #GSOD #LoveTheDarts (@SkySportsDarts)
... and for all the strides that Jermaine Wattimena has made over the past month or so, he's still a way away from the top 32, and, unless he's absolutely on top of his game, is just as likely to get demolished by one of the top boys ... #GrandSlamOfDarts #GSOD @SkySportsDarts
This is the darting equivalent of the Monty Python Fish Slapping Dance - Wattimena's Michael Palin with the sprats, Luke Littler's John Cleese, smacking him off the harbour ... #GrandSlamOfDarts #GSOD #LoveTheDarts (@SkySportsDarts)
*Can* Luke Littler get any better, or will it be more a case of other players just slipping away from their peaks, a la MvG, or, as in the last couple of tournaments, Luke Humphries ... #GrandSlamOfDarts #GSOD #LoveTheDarts (@SkySportsDarts)
... always a bit odd watching South Africa without the little blonde fella buzzing about ... #BBCRugby #ENGvRSA
"Who are those two grinning twats, Richie ?" "It's Marvin and Rochelle, Eddie." "No, not them. The other two ..." #TheHitList
"... and this track went straight in at Number 1." Which is pretty much *every* Number One single since about 2001 ... 😂😂😂 #TheHitList
"Dear BBC Newswatch. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, it's all bloody rubbish. Can I get on with a video ?" #BBCBreakfast #Newswatch #BBCNewswatch
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