THE PROPHET - SAINT TOM OF CHIUSAN0 Before anyone else, years prior to @whoarethesepod, @RadioGunk and @RelocationBoss, this man knew the truth about Stuttering John.

OP-ED: WAS SICK STEEL TOE SO HIGH ON DRUGS HE CAN'T REMEMBER CUMSUMPTION DURING MÉNAGE À TROIS? We know pretend radio guy @AaronImholte was consuming drugs and engaged in wife swapping, so is it unreasonable to conclude he was so high he can't remember tasting semen as claimed?

WORLD EXCLUSIVE: STEEL TOE BORING SHOW REDDIT REACHES 2,000 MEMBERS! It's a testament to what a lolcow @AaronImholte is that a pretend radio guy - operating out a central Minnesota basement in order to humiliate himself each day by begging for chump change - has achieved this!

WORLD EXCLUSIVE: PEDO SCANDAL ENGULFED SHULI 'NETWORK' PATREON NUMBERS HIT NEW ALL-TIME LOW! FIGURES DOWN A MASSIVE 64.4% FROM PEAK! After it emerges @TheUncleRicoSho was founded by a pedo, @shalomshuli's numbers continue spiral! @stutteringjohnm must be laughing his ass off!

WORLD EXCLUSIVE: CRYPTIC APRIL CHANGES HER BIO TO 'ASPIRING TASTE-TESTER'! Is brave @April_Law1111 making a veiled reference to troubled @AaronImholte's alleged taste for, err, well you know! ... Maybe Sick Steel Toe was just hungry and couldn't lay his hands on any SpaghettiOs!

WORLD EXCLUSIVE: DID STEEL TOE BREAK THE CONDITIONS OF HIS 'REVENGE PORN' BOND? In his hearing on 'revenge porn' allegations, the judge was VERY CLEAR: @RekietaLaw's wife, Kayla, was not to be mentioned IN ANY WAY by @AaronImholte on ANY MEDIUM! ...

OP-ED: WHAT WAS SICK STEEL TOE CUMSUMING HERE? After recent revelations about his tastes - on the back of his 'revenge porn' case, breaking a HRO granted to his first ex-wife and claims of domestic abuse - it must be asked: what is the white substance on @AaronImholte face? ...

WORLD EXCLUSIVE: BRAVE APRIL REVEALS SICK STEEL TOE'S INVOLVEMENT IN AKWARD MÉNAGE À TROIS! According to sensational @April_Law1111, pretend radio guy @AaronImholte tried to hold her hand and whispered he 'bet' she liked it, when engaged in not so steamy threesome!

WORLD EXCLUSIVE: BRAVE APRIL SAYS 'I WAS ABUSED' FOR FIRST TIME IN PUBLIC! After secretly confiding to @AaronImholte's first ex-wife about the domestic abuse inflicted on her, @April_Law1111 goes public about 'monster' Imholte's evil behavior towards her for the first time!

WORLD EXCLUSIVE: BRAVE APRIL CONFRONTS ABUSE SUFFERED AT THE HANDS OF 'MONSTER' IMHOLTE! Very glad to see @April_Law1111 confront the abuse @AaronImholte inflicted upon her! When he squeezed the breathe out of April, did Sick Steel Toe look into her eyes and smile? ...

WORLD EXCLUSIVE: SHULI'S EVIL PEDO PRODUCER SENTENCED ONE MONTH TODAY! Like @stutteringjohnm, VTL and so many others, we are glad that @shalomshuli's evil pedo producer will be CAGED soon! Why does @TheUncleRicoSho continue to honor this ANIMAL by keeping the name he gave them?

WORLD EXCLUSIVE: APRIL TAKES DELPHIC SIDESWIPE AT SICK STEEL TOE'S ARBITRARY AND UNHINGED 'GOAL'! As I've long said, @AaronImholte telethon 'goal' is never met - it's merely a con trick to squeeze as much chump change as possible out of a few saps in central Minnesota! ...

VERDICT: THE NEW 'AA SHOW' IS A HIT! The Admiral and Attorney Show, @stutteringjohnm and VTL's new Monday offering, is a blast - full of bonhomie, badinage and inquisitive interviewing! I'm hearing this might become a regular feature in Melendez's weekly program schedule! ...

'I DID NOT TASTE THE SEMEN OF THAT MAN', CLAIMS SICK STEEL TOE! Seems most people are doubtful of @AaronImholte's denial issued from his central Minnesota bunker in the early morning hours! As with Clinton and Lewinsky, I suppose only one person can be telling the truth!

OP-ED: WHAT HAS SICK STEEL TOE BEEN SLURPING? After issuing an unconvincing denial from his central Minnesota basement yesterday that he had consumed semen, @AaronImholte appears with a liquid residue on one of his few T-shirts! What's the slurper been up to this morning? ...

WORLD EXCLUSIVE: 'I'VE NEVER TASTED SEMEN', SAYS SEETHING STEEL TOE! In an unconvincing denial issued from his central Minnesota basement, full of coping and forced laughter, pretend radio guy @AaronImholte denies he's tasted semen! youtube.com/watch?v=-IvXdT…

WORLD EXCLUSIVE: APRIL HAPPY TO ESCAPE IGNOMINY OF IMHOLTE NAME! Donning a name badge, emblazoned with 'April Anderson', it appears she is now happy to escape association with e-beggar and alleged domestic abuser, @AaronImholte ...

WORLD EXCLUSIVE: APRIL LIVING AN ENHANCED LIFE! Having escaped @AaronImholte, who she called a 'monster', it seems April is now living an enhanced life free from early morning e-begging, bizarre rants about the 'goal' and 'overtime' and being squeezed so she cannot breathe!

OP-ED: IN PRAISE OF MRS MELENDEZ! This loving, caring woman,@stutteringjohnm's mom, is a saint, who emigrated from war-torn Europe and enabled Melendez to live the American dream! Can't SJ's mom enjoy her well-deserved retirement in peace? We here praise the great Mrs Melendez!

OP-ED: IS KRUTCHES ALSO A VICTIM OF THIS 'MONSTER'? Tearful and tired @Johnny_jk might will be another victim of evil @AaronImholte - after all, Krutches endures daily humiliation at the hands of the pretend radio guy and is under constant threat of being fired!

REMINDER: EX-WIFE SAID APRIL HAD BEEN ABUSED BY SICK STEEL TOE SINCE MAY-AUGUST 2022! Depraved @AaronImholte has been abusing April since 2022, it has been claimed, 'head butting and squeezing her until she couldn't breathe', saying 'crawl back into the hole that is Lichfield'.