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Theresa Cmelik

@Murffles

Catholic, Wife of @jakecmelik, Mom, Nurse RN, Sister, Daughter, Friend. Likes organization, but not organized. Tired...

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Theresa Cmelik

@Murffles

15 Nov

Baby is holding out for the long-haul. I just want my lung and stomach capacity back.....plz. 🥺 We are 38 weeks and ready!....but she's not even dropped yet. #keeponwaiting #hurryupandwait #38weeks #comeonbaby

Theresa Cmelik

@Murffles

14 Nov

At TKD test: Kid, "Are you about to have a baby?" *rubs my belly* Audience: *group chuckle* Me: "I am about to" Kid: *puts ear on my belly* "can I hear it?" Me: "Absolutely! But right there is her butt. You might hear her..👀..fart" *another crowd pleased chuckle* Kid: 🤣🤣🤣

Theresa Cmelik

@Murffles

9 Oct

I carry babies small. (more like, my body is really good at hiding bulk) By far, the most disappointing part of this is that at 8 months pregnant, I'm still not big enough for it to be obvious that I'm pregnant. 😫 A positive; I'm still able to wear most of my normal pants. 🤷‍♀️

Theresa Cmelik

@Murffles

2 Oct

As a result of having a child who has a hard time focusing in his first ever band class, I'm going to end up learning the trumpet as well. Please send me a gold star at the end of the semester. 😉 🌟

Theresa Cmelik

@Murffles

25 Sep

"My butt went boom boom boom boom boom boom boom." - 2yo (farting) 🤣

Theresa Cmelik

@Murffles

11 Sep

The 2 kids that bonded most with Argento. I went home, and got them so we could sit with him through falling asleep forever. 😿🌈 "Gento's my bestie." -Stella

Theresa Cmelik

@Murffles

11 Sep

Even though it looked like I was appropriately 'feeling', the tears were actually a result of frustration at my stressed, sleep-deprived, decision paralysis. I couldn't brain enough to make plans for which, if any, of my kids would want to be there for the passing of our Argento.

Theresa Cmelik

@Murffles

11 Sep

I have NOT had enough sleep for today. #needmorepowernaps #rainbowbridge 🌈 🐱

Theresa Cmelik

@Murffles

28 Aug

I stood from an accidental sleep to musical hips (snap, crackles, pop!). I stretched and sat back down to the loudest POP! of my lower back. I relayed this story to @jakecmelik His response: "I think that's why they call you a geriatric pregnancy now" 🤣

Theresa Cmelik

@Murffles

27 Aug

Getting ready for prayer Stella: "I want an oreo" Me: "no." S: 🥺"Don't say that" me: don't say, no? S: 🥺"don't talk to me!" S: 🥺"ever again" golly, she's cute! Even when she's mad. 🥰

Theresa Cmelik

@Murffles

20 Aug

I turned on a water pad toy outside. I now have 4 boys screaming like little girls and a girl poking the multiple beetles coming out to play. 🤣🤣🤣 #girlpower

Theresa Cmelik

@Murffles

25 Jul

90 SECONDS! Today, I said, "Everyone, to the car with your gear." 90 seconds later, my house was empty, and all 5 kids were in the car putting on their taekwondo gear. AND... the 2yo was ALREADY buckled!! #notlatetoday #onceinalifetime

Theresa Cmelik

@Murffles

22 Jul

My cute family, walking to the store. 🥰 (most of them) @jakecmelik

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@jakecmelik

9 Jul

No longer the baby. ICYMI, #6 is due on November 🍻 @Murffles

Theresa Cmelik

@Murffles

3 Jul

0600 woke with a start to footsteps outside the health hut. As camp nurse, I try not to be caught asleep when needed (mostly so they don't feel bad about waking me).... It was a deer. Now I've startled the deer off the deck after he startled me awake.