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@MrMitch00

Im just here for the jokes, dont mind me! 41, happily married to a babe and 3 kids

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A big misconception is that I care about your opinion of me, or my business etc. please don't be fooled, I don't give a flying fuck, I actually give 0.000000000001 of a fuck about you and your opinion


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SAVAGE! Full video is in the comments😭👇

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“There are 25-30 US Funded Bio-Labs in Ukraine” What you thought US Operated Biological laboratories creating deadly pathogens in Ukraine was just another Conspiracy? Wrong again - Listen to incoming Director for US National Intelligence Tulsi Gabbard explain.


She ain't wrong. I tell my kids the same. My kids don't play that shit either

My son asked if boys could wear skirts this morning on the drive to school. I told him, no. Boys do not wear skirts. However, some do, and that's their business. Not yours. You don't wear skirts. Pretty simple.



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When I get married, ima put one in my husband’s man cave🤗

Glory holes are such a crazy concept.



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NO NOT THAT SCIENCE

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Should I try bluesky? I like twitter/x. I got some ain't shit people blocked and I'm sure they gonna be over there so gotta get to blockity blocking again


What does it make me if, as a wholesome, bald and bearded man I regularly think about spitting in her butt hole, watching it drip down and then eating it from the back??


Loooooool

Dawg 💀💀

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Guess who owns the UFC


What a bozo! Women like this don't deserve nothing except to be cheated on and lied to

Men that budget 🚩🚩🚩🚩



True words. Stay blessed Mr Mitch


Gyaaaaat damn!

Cloudy with a chance of … GYYAAAT



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Oh mikey


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Jesus Gotchu


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Dog was stoned asf from edibles


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WARNING: GRAPHIC ⚠️ A doctor in Arkansas had his medical license suspended after he was caught on video walking around his practice fully naked in front of 3 women who were working, and even ejaculating onto one of them


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