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MotherMonoxide

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This is my new Twitter account. If you know, you know. 🙄🤣


If you didn’t know Catwoman was bisexual before Zoe Kravitz “confirmed” it, then I can’t even with you 😤


My debts are down, my credit is so much better, and I’m finally using my benefits to pay for health care! Shit gets bad some times, but it also gets better!


A guy told me he wasn’t ready to start dating again, after I fell for him. So I responded with this…. Thank you @HilaryDuff


When @iamjojo said “I’m having ice in my Sauvignon” she probably didn’t mean drinking wine from a carton in a tumbler 😅#SPIRALSZN


I had an idea for a Catwoman “origin” movie…. @AmandaTheJedi would you be interested in hearing it???


I’ve been on an @AmandaTheJedi binge lately so tonight I’m watch @PromisingFilm bc she gave it a great review 😅


I will always be thankful for getting professional help for my mental health, but when I see pictures of myself while I was on certain meds I get very upset… I was a zombie, swollen, and still depressed. (Now I’m on better meds, and look physically better!)


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ITS THE INCESSANT GROWLING FA ME 🤣🤣🤣

Ariana and kelly did a great job, but JoJo owned this song when she was 8 😂😂❤️ @iamjojo @kellyclarkson @ArianaGrande



I feel like just taking myself out of group chats bc someone always has to argue with what I comment…


Yesterday I fixed my car by myself, and today I replaced the doorknob to my bedroom door! 💪 #newmoonnewme


When you FINALLY get health benefits and they sent in the wrong birth date.


We have a dog at work atm and she is literally Whitney Houston reincarnated. Just saying.


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#Sagittarius say things so bluntly that they don't even know if it's rude or not sometimes.


I hate when people think they’re right all the time. And like that they know and do more, but they actually do the least.


The emotional manipulation of clients to employees in vet medicine is insane.


One of my vet’s adopted a pregnant dog a couple weeks ago and she’s having her babies right now… Our work chat has never been more hype 🤣


I’m so fucking tired.


I’ll probably be a little late to work today but I don’t care. I don’t wanna go. 🤷‍♀️


I just want someone I can cuddle into 🥰


Bro the amount of love I have for every person right now is AMAZING. 🥰


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