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@MistletoeCrowLocal cryptid, night shifter, emergency healer of children. EDS and POTS but I hike anyway. | Trying to build a library.
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In 2017, I paid Cards Against Humanity to protect a pristine plot of border land from Trump’s racist wall. But then an even richer, more racist billionaire—Elon Musk—stole my land and dumped his shit all over it. @ElonMusk owes me $100. #ElonOwesMe100Bucks
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Having a traumatizing experience at the job I took to get away from the job full of traumatizing experiences <<<<<
I thought I hated the Jeep trucks until I rode in one. Now I TRULY hate them, it was like being trapped inside a fishing cooler
Hi, it’s #internationalasexualityday. Demisexuals, like me, are part of that spectrum. I never had a word for how I felt about my relationships until I learned about this. It was immensely helpful to know I wasn’t broken or wrong, I just experienced things differently.
Homewreckers don’t deserve peace, much less a crown. Boo on Camilla.
I said what I said. I can't see Christ in their words.
Joy Reid: "What do you feel...when somebody like Tucker Carlson says that transgender people are at war with Christians?" Charlotte Clymer: "I can't see Christ in their words."
I feel like a menace when I let my chickens roam the yard, watching them pull up earthworms with impunity. Those worms did nothing wrong
Dislocating my kneecap: relatively common albeit painful, just another day with EDS Dislocating kneecap while on a horse, knowing I’ll have to jump down from said horse: nOT IDEAL Dismounting said horse after dislo/relocation: 1/10, nailed the landing but would not recommend!!
when you’re mean to me this is who you’re being mean to
Mr. Pickles hearing the good news
Mr. Pickles, a critically endangered species of tortoise at the Houston Zoo, finally became a father at the age of 90. He and his partner, Mrs. Pickles, welcomed three tortoise hatchlings: Dill, Gherkin and Jalapeño. nyti.ms/3Z1yoMw
Forgetting the name of a coworker that you’ve known at friendship level for years is mortifying in a public setting 🙃
FTR, and I can’t believe this needs to be said: brain fog is not like a pleasant high where you bliss out of everything in your life. Not being able to think of a word or remember basic things like how to brush your teeth or what your kids’ names are is frustrating and disturbing
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I wanna go to a Lil Nas X concert so badly. This looks fun as hell
The things we need find us when we need them. The universe provides.
Really not enjoying the fact that I live sandwiched between three of these states like some horrible last-bastion calzone
IN & SC: We're banning trans people OK & IO: Us too SD & VA: So are we TN & KS: Same Florida: U guys aren't gonna believe it but so are we Texas: We put a bounty on em & banned Chinese students Americans: Wow those states sure are fascist, good thing we live in the USA
Having to explain History of the World Part 2 bits to my mom makes me feel a thousand years old
This photo from the France pension strike last week goes so hard 📸 credit: jexplore_ton_jardin on Instagram
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