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Michael Porta

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38. My wife and kids are awesome. Yankees, Rangers, Packers, Knicks, Tottenham, Seton Hall. 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸👌

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When Tim Walz says men use tampons, he's explicitly referring to Keith Olbermann

Mediocre swimmer, sufferer of delusions of grandeur, and future shitty parent @riley_gaines decides she's in charge of the personal decisions of all children everywhere



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The Yankees talk a lot about having a “championship caliber roster.” Each day that goes by with Jasson Domínguez in the minors, they don’t have their best 28 players in the big leagues.


Just a man celebrating finding a tampon in the boys bathroom before he abandoned his men on their way into war.

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Weird.

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My man

Socialism is a noble idea that historically never worked! It can help you get elected but it will kill the world's greatest economy. Lowering the costs of fuel, labor, money and debt will bring food costs down! Gov"t needs to quit buying our vote and flooding cash into system!



If posada didn’t make it to his second ballot Perez doesn’t deserve to be nominated.

Is Salvador Perez on his way to the baseball hall of fame?



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No ceasefire ever. Annihilate them.

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You’re more scared of 2% milk that anyone is scared of Kamala

Republicans are scared of Kamala Harris. That’s the tweet.



these people are too stupid to insult.

In which Joy Reid and Jen Psaki suggest Biden handling covid should be viewed similarly to Trump surviving an assassination attempt.



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Trump gets shot and now I’m trending 🤷🏽‍♂️ • humorharmonyweekend.com

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Teflon Don

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No coincidence that this happens as Biden and Dems are imploding. The left will not give up power. They'll lie, cheat, steal, and now kill to keep control.


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An instantly iconic image

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My man. What the shit are you watching?

Answering very good press questions—and fighting for his political life—President Biden is articulating complex foreign policy ideas forcefully and clearly.



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College Football National Championships: SEC 42 Hamas 0


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Now do you see why they blacklisted this man?

Joseph McCarthy was right: "One communist on the faculty of one university is one communist too many. One communist among the American advisors at Yalta was one communist too many. And even if there were only one communist in the State Department that would still be one…



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FDR’s campaign slogan: A chicken in every pot. Biden’s: A cock in every girls dressing room.


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This is just the beginning of Paw Patrol the Movie

HEROIC RESCUE: First responders perform insane rescue as semi-truck dangles from bridge over the Ohio River, connecting Indiana and Kentucky.



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