Karen Miau Ofori
@MiauOforiI'm the person that you don't ask for an honest opinion from because I will actually give you an honest answer.
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WHY CAN'T IT JUST BE SUMMER ALREADY I AM SO SICK OF SCHOOL AND TEACHERS AND HOMEWORK AND WAKING UP EARLY AND JUST EVERY SINGLE THING
I hate it when someone changes just because they've met someone new.
Police: "How high are you?" Me: "No officer. It's Hi, how are you?"
Teacher: What's 69X5? Me: A successful gang-bang. Teacher: Get out. Just...just get out..
Haters are like crickets. Crickets make a lot of noise, you hear it but you can't see them. Then right when you walk by them, they're quiet
Girl: "All boys are the same" Yes, because Zac Efron, Adolf Hitler and Barack Obama share extreme similarities.
Guys insult eachother and don't really mean it, and girls compliment eachother and don't really mean it.
Texts that piss me off: 1. Yeah 2. Oh 3. Yup 4. Lol 5. Haha 6. K 7. Nope 8. Chillin 9. Naw
Whoever is reading this, you are beautiful and someone out there is crazy about you. So smile, life is too short to be unhappy.
According to Astronomy, when you wish upon a star, you're actually a few million years too late. That star is dead. Just like your dreams.
skinny = anorexic. thick = obese. virgin = too good. non-virgin = slut. friendly = fake. quiet = rude. You can never please society
"Hey" , "Hey" , "How r u" , " Good u" , "Good", "What r u doing", "nothing u" , "nothing", Retweet if you hate these convos.
I CAN BE: weird silly serious quiet outgoing wild sweet funny kind dramatic sarcastic creative romantic but really, I'm just me
If my jokes offend you: 1. I’m sorry 2. It won’t happen again 3. 1 & 2 are lies 4. You’re a pussy
Best Relationship: Talk like bestfriends, play like children, argue like husband and wife, protect each other like brother and sister...
That funny moment when your ex tries to talk to you again and you're like..... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA fuck you
Blanket on: too hot. Blanket off: too cold. 1 leg out: perfect, until the demon from Paranormal Activity grabs it & drags you down the hall.
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