Melissa Tarquinio
@MelissaTooShortI'm like a fun size bag of doritos, full of potential but suprisingly disappointing
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Anybody that tells me that carbs are bad for me are just simply WRONG. Jesus is the bread of life. Bread= good. Enjoy your SAD meals w/o it
Being a dog owner is getting more excited for my chewy order than my own Amazon packages 😂
Waking up on Sunday feels a little different when the Buffalo Bills are in the playoffs❤️🤍💙
That toughest thing about being a new homeowner is fighting the urge to go adopt 23 dogs all at once
I just want to go to an emo concert, dance side to side awkwardly, and live like it's 2008 again
Sometimes I wish older people had a setting on fb that prevented them from doing embarrassing comments or weird posts. I just had one of my grandma's friend wish me a happy birthday on a post from 2017..... my birthday is in june... it is April 2021
What I don't understand about keto is you're telling me I can't eat a piece of bread, But I can literally eat a whole block of cream cheese wrapped in bacon and just be like "I'm on the keto diet, let my body heal" ~that's wild~
Is it just me noticing this - or do baby boomers really struggle saying the word "chipotle"
I'm so flat chested, the dental hygienist used my chest to rest all her tools on instead of the tray attached to the chair. What is life.
Anybody that has platinum blonde hair basically😂😂 someone could put a blonde wig on a potato and people would think that's me.
I never thought I was super ugly, until I watched my hair dresser put a plastic shower cap on my head. That shit humbled me real fast.
The last time I had a growth spurt ... I was in the womb #shortgirlprobs
If you put your ear to blue cheese, do you hear it whisper "bills mafia"? #buffalo
How many seltzers do I have to shotgun to make my full basic bitch conversion?
Wanted to be responsible and look at my bank account before I shopped online.... but then it wouldn't load so I believe it's a sign to TREAT MYSELF
lifes a fucking roller coaster of anxiety and depression then stupid happy moments of ease
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