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In trouble again with my improv pornography troupe for trying to work my popular character "Guy Who Thinks We Should Just Quickly Put A Towel Down First" into every skit.
I wrote about Everything Everywhere All At Once back when it was relevant and cool but only published it this week, please read it and pretend it's March. mattmcc1.medium.com/bagel-vs-the-m…
Hi friends, I'm raising money to establish a Sidewalk Astronomy program in Memphis. If you are passionate about astronomy outreach, especially for disadvantaged and marginalized communities, please help us out by donating and sharing. 🙏🔭♥️ momentum.memphis.edu/sidewalkastron…
This probably isn't news to you, but just in case: economics is not a "science." Economics is Biblical exegesis for the people who killed God. It is scrying, dowsing, dream-interpretation, and its most pre-eminent exponents got their jobs by telling the Boss what he wants to hear
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Orcas have sunk 3 boats in Europe and appear to be teaching others to do the same. Scientists think a traumatized orca initiated the assault on boats after a "critical moment of agony" and that the behavior is spreading among the population. livescience.com/animals/orcas/…
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I've been watching this great TV show called The Patriot and the main character's wife, played by Kathleen Monroe, looks distractingly like you, if you were a woman.
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