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iPhone = Eye Phone = Illuminati Phone. Siri spelled backwards is Iris, thats a part of the Eye. Apple is Illuminati. They're watching you.


"Why don't you understand that I'm never changing who I am?" - Imagine Dragons


What did the ocean say to the other ocean?...nothing, they just waved...did you sea what I did there?...im shore you did...beach


The awkward moment when a GPS tells a gay person to go straight.......@dj_trevz @KyleKrishna @


Birthdays are good for your health. Studies have shown that people who have more birthdays live the longest.


"Guys be quiet I'm calling my mom!" Person in background: "PASS THE WEED!............@Kyle Krishna, @Alpre_SIN, @AwesomeMaharaj, @dj_trevz


Roses are red, Violets are blue, I thought voldemort was ugly, But then I saw you.


There was a four-car wreck in Mexico today. 87 people died.


I say "don't touch me" at least 10 times a day....@KyleKrishna @dj_trevz


When I lose: "Who cares? It's only a game bro." When I win: "HAHA! IN YOUR FACE BITCH! You fucking loser..."


"@SteveStfler: I hate it when I get a boner in class and it flips my desk"


Clapping the longest during an assembly because you're a fearless bastard.


"@SteveStfler: You're 16 and miss the 90's? Yeah, I'm sure those were the best 3 years of your life. Shitting in your pants and eating dirt.


Teacher : Get out a sheet of paper ... Student: LOOK AT ME NOW! .. Teacher : Excuse me ? ... Student : IM GETTING PAPER!


"@SteveStfler: Who invented the blowjob? Like who just wakes up one day and thinks "today I will suck a dick.""


Jack and Jill went up the hill to have a little fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill and now they have a son.


"@Sheldon_Jokes: Me in 4th grade: Wow swearing is so bad I won't ever swear! Me now: Pass the motherfuckin salt you bitch"


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