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While most puns make me feel numb, mathematics puns make me feel number.

Math has always been suspicious to me. Something just doesn’t add up.



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Design Culture Shock hukupiga ukienda shule za majuu na umezoea culture ya kenyan schools😂😂 Kennar huwa mbus🐐


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I went on you tube to watch his full part, when he asked kasmuel , "do we have political parties or we have tribal affiliations? " then he said " Kasmuel you are a soldier without ideology, you are potential criminal" wuueh 😂😂that stupid kid had no comeback

Finally, someone knocked some sense into kasmuel's head.



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If the male gym trainer is involved, yes.

Uhmm… I have a question Can gym delay periods??



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If you saw this at the right age this was the coolest thing you had ever seen in a movie

Curving a bullet on 5+ niggas AND yourself is legendary



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The most successful president in this country’s history once said: “You can’t be the only smart person in the world.” ~ Mwai Kibaki

President Ruto: For a very long time, we haven’t thought with clarity about our education but as a gov't, we have decided to bite the bullet and give clarity to our education funding



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It can also take you to brunch. That’s the purpose of a car. To take you to places.

OMG a car can take you to the grave!



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Na ni kama tunaanza this weekend. Kama landlord akona shida atoe nyumba yake kwa vitu zangu 🙏🏾

Wacha niulize landlord kama December naweza lipa rent ya bafu pekee ju itakuwa kuingia, kuoga, kutoka



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flexin don’t gotta make sense

Why did King Kai have a car when his planet had a diameter of 63 meters?

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Do you understand half?

Half Igbo, Half Edo, Half Canadian.

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I thought the government people said the economy was doing well? So which is which?

President Ruto: Although we are in a difficult place economically, I am confident we have the team, the people and the plan and goodwill to transform the nation. There’s no room for failure. We must succeed



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Madaktari tuende tu tukatibu watu 😂😂😂

Can’t we have our own version of the Young Senegalese president? Najua mtanipiga mawe but I only see Babu Owino najua alishoot mtu lakini talking of evils he’s the lesser one.



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Two years is not enough time to judge Must Go on. But it’s more than enough to impeach his deputy and brand him incompetent.

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When he was CS for Interior, 30 bodies were documented found dumped in River Yala. ALL of them had torture wounds and had drowned. Matiang'i was Super CS when this happened. Including mass grave with 9 bodies in Dhawa. But okay, he is the sensible option I guess. Bet on him.

Fuck mataiangi but you have nothing close to him in terms of work ethic ? 2 years to go but we are fighting any sensible figures without presenting a better option He delivered in almost if not all the ministries he was In … he wasn not perfect but I’d bet on him anyday



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You really do have the shittiest takes Fundi wa Meno.

Fuck mataiangi but you have nothing close to him in terms of work ethic ? 2 years to go but we are fighting any sensible figures without presenting a better option He delivered in almost if not all the ministries he was In … he wasn not perfect but I’d bet on him anyday



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Na akifunga bar watu wakae home wahesabiwe! Bro thinks he’s our father who art in Kenya 😹😹

Mnakumbuka matiang'i akituzimia Tv?🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣



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The kathing hanging on her forehead is the brain right?

Gladys Boss: The church should not say things are bad without giving solutions Sam: But they are not in government Gladys Boss: When I see something going wrong, I don’t make a press conference about it because I have access to the President #CitizenDayBreak @SamGituku



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The President, he is alive, right? 😤😤😤

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'President William Ruto's Body leaves Lee Funeral Home'

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Uhuru: “Huyo ni wa dynasty, at least hataiba” Ruto: “Yeye ni hustler kama sisi, at least hatatuibia” Matiangi: “He wasn’t perfect, but at least I can bet on him” This “at least” mentality is finishing us Kenyans

Fuck mataiangi but you have nothing close to him in terms of work ethic ? 2 years to go but we are fighting any sensible figures without presenting a better option He delivered in almost if not all the ministries he was In … he wasn not perfect but I’d bet on him anyday



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Prosecuting young people for offensive tweets but literal murderers, rapists, and people who steal billions walk free

A University student was today charged at the Milimani Law Courts with publishing false information by posting an image of a funeral procession featuring a casket covered with the Kenyan flag escorted by military officers in ceremonial uniform. The court heard that David Oaga…

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Small fish akibreak the law anakujiwa, big fish akibreak the law Noordin Haji !!

A University student was today charged at the Milimani Law Courts with publishing false information by posting an image of a funeral procession featuring a casket covered with the Kenyan flag escorted by military officers in ceremonial uniform. The court heard that David Oaga…

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