Marco D. Minpin
@MarcoDMinpinTelevision producer. Comedy writer. Master of the Dark Arts. One of these is a lie.
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A wise friend pointed out how ironic it was that Jimmy "Margaritaville" Buffet sang odes to drinking and died from skin cancer, while the guy who sang "Walking on the Sun" died of liver failure.
My slam poetry tribute: I had Bob Barker at 100. I lost because I overbid. To someone who bid 1.
Based on the amount of cartoons and Little Rascals shorts I watched as a child, I fully expected the local Dog Catcher to play more of a direct nemesis role in my everyday life.
Remember when “crack babies” were a thing? Well, they’re in their 30’s now, and that explains so much.
Don’t forget about the (fourth) night out in LA! 💃🏼
My one week anniversary on Threads is also my 9th anniversary on this train wreck! #MyTwitterAnniversary
ERAS TOUR GIVEAWAY! ✨ ✮ We are teaming up with @TheSpaceGal to giveaway THREE pairs of tickets to the Eras Tour in LA! ✮ LIKE AND RT THIS TWEET for a chance to win a pair of tickets to The Eras Tour at SoFi Stadium on 8/3 ✮ OPTIONAL donations to help save kids from Malaria…
Remember when there were two volcano disaster movies out at the same time? And two “Giant asteroid headed for Earth” movies? Well…this is the same vibe I get with Oppenheimer and Barbie both opening on the same day. They’re really the same movie.
It’s like my phone is listening to my conversations but isn’t sure what I said, so it’s covering all the bases.
Upon reflection, I think the original Raiders of the Lost Ark did serious damage to the “huge rolling boulder as your home security system” industry.
80’s movies made me believe that what separated us from robots was our ability to love. Now I know it’s our ability to pick all the photos with traffic lights.
Much like Sasha Colby, King Charles was presented with a crown and scepter courtesy of Fierce Drag Jewels. @sashacolby #fiercedragjewels #Coronation #kingcharles #dragrace
If you don’t count all the horse deaths and anorexic jockeys who throw up to make weight, the Kentucky Derby is pretty majestic. Because…hats. Am I right?
Based on how long it’s been since anyone’s heard from her, I’m starting to think that the whole pro-Hitl*r stance she adopted really wasn’t the best career move for Tila Tequila.
Any moment now, I fully expect Don Lemon and Tucker Carlson to announce their engagement. #DonLemon #TuckerCarlson
Jewish mothers to @pitbull : “So…is there a MRS. Worldwide?”
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