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Hemong Darjo 🍉🔻

@MajelisAljibiti

Your woke spiritualist

Joined May 2024

Mak mu kiper

name a 3 curse word combo better than “bitch ass nigga”



Next time buat warga kalo jalan ditutup buat dia terobos aja. Politicians on road may be prioritised but demonstration is not illegal

Banyak temen gua yang cerita pas pada mau wisuda di JCC GBK, kelakuan wapres Beler kita tuh kayak ngeselin banget. Pintu 8 GBK katanya dipake khusus buat dia doang. Temen gua juga bilang, ada beberapa pengendara mobil yang sampe emosi ke penjaga di sana gara-gara si Gibran ini.



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she won this trend 😂

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Black people are so colonised

Carrying a lunchbox to work is a feminine trait. There’s absolutely nothing manly about that.



Lakiknya pencitraain naik ekonomi😂

Breaking News!!! Semua penerbangan dari halim ditunda pagi tadi Karena ada istri wapres yang mau terbang ke solo

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Lowkey pen jadi gini sih

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Srimul villain era

Ibu SMI gandeng McKinsey buat 'rombak' LPDP. Padahal buku THE BIG CON memperingatkan bahayanya jasa perusahaan konsultan macem McKinsey terhadap kinerja & integritas pemerintah.

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Gapaham org indo tuh bangun sesuatu fungsionalitasnya kyk gmn lol

pertaminang

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mmmmmmmmffffgghhhhhhhhhhh

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Aneh bet aku nanem biji lemon yg tumbuh malah jagung..

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I really hope no one will ever discover Feeding Lamb


Ecologically accurate

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Bajilak EDSA ENITE tiketnya udh penuh gasempet beli ajg bbrp jam doang ludes😭


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Knp namanya buta nada ya bukan tuli nada


Haelah isi angin gratis di tempatku udh gaada lagi klo gini

Bye bye shell👋 Jasa mu akan kami kenang

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Paimon si pemandu seveg

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Mango is literally the best fruit to ever exist.

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warum served mein schnitzel lowkey sadam hussein hiding spot?

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