Maggie Knight
@Maggers94"When things are really dismal, you can laugh, or you can cave in completely."
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Look I’m just the living, breathing version of the 🥺 emoji now and yes I am as annoyed with myself as everyone else is
“Hurts is holding the offense back” Meanwhile, Jalen Hurts:
*Saquon Barkley gets tackled on the 1-yard line* Jalen Hurts:
DID WE STUTTER? 💚
A lot of yall waited until trump won to post that yall were rooting for him. Just shows you how scared yall were about how people were gonna view yall.
my wedding MUST HAVE a drunk confessional room
Gov. Tim Walz counters former President Barack Obama's "don't boo, vote" slogan: "Well hell, I'm just petty enough. Boo and then vote ... We can do both! We can multitask."
i have so so so much love in my heart but only 3 texts back per day. in total
christmas music for people with SSRI prescriptions open.spotify.com/track/6Wlq9rqk…
Jalen Allen Poe back it's officially spooky time for the league.
"A fool isn't a fool for making a mistake. A fool is a fool for refusing to learn. I am going to learn from the things that went wrong last year.” — Jalen Hurts
I’m not aspiring to be humble … put that on a t-shirt
Kamala Harris responds to Sarah Huckabee: “I’m not aspiring to be ‘humble’. This isn’t the 1950s”
I have a love hate relationship with October because there’s so many good books, tv, movies, sports, festivals, and soups, but not nearly enough time in a weekend for all them 🥲
“what radicalized you?” probably my basic human empathy
the october surprises are blossoming in september, due to climate change
My mom told us that family all had the same germs and you couldn’t get sick by drinking each other’s drinks so that the five of us wouldn’t fight over them. Somehow we never questioned that she didn’t want us to share her drinks b/c it grossed her out
92%ers in honor of Jason's "cats are venomous" take what are some of the best lies your parents told you growing up?
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