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Engineers are working on a #powercut in #Liskeard #PL14 and estimate to restore all supplies by 08:30. Our apologies for any inconvenience. David.


Christmas food shop DONE 👌🏼 100% getting it delivered next year !! Christmas can officially start now 🎄😁🍷🍗


Trying my bloody hardest not to open any of the ‘Christmas treats’ …😭😭😭


And it gets worse … whilst writing that last tweet , I went onto deliveroo ‘just too check ‘ … and there where some pretty amazing pictures of food that il NEVER be able to get 😭 really feeling sorry for myself right now !!


It’s 00:06 am … and all I can think about is smashing a Big Mac 😭 … if I didn’t have a child I’d be right at that drive through … and most importantly why the hell don’t we live closer so I can get a deliveroo 🤷‍♀️


Where is the knitwear weather at 🤔?? 🍂🍁


Seriously I can’t stop eating … I’m not even hungry … but in it goes !!! 🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️ #whoateallthepies #summerbodyisgone 😂😂 #wasnevertheretostart 🌭🍔🍟🍕🍗🧀🥨🥐🌮🌯🥪


Rushing too the front door thinking it’s my boohoo delivery … to be given this instead 😔

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On the sofa , hot water bottle desperately trying not too fall asleep … whilst my child runs riot , turning the house upside down … exactly what I need !! #hewillnotnap😭😴🤧


Thought this cold would of gone by now !! #14daysandcounting 🤧😴🤒


So last night was by far the best snap chat story from the Hillman’s @Lucy_Hillman_ @bridiehillman you have not disappointed! 😂👏🏼


Having a shower and tanning and even letting the tan dry before the baby wakes to me seems like a successful morning 😂 #christmas #🍊


Cleaning and packing away Elliott’s ‘baby’ car seat makes me feel so sad 😭 … he’s not a baby anymore !! #nearly1


Today I have eaten 2 punnets of sweet baby tomatoes … 😳 🍅


Telling an old man that you don’t believe in god when they are religious #awks #anotherknockonthedoor he then said he’d bring his wife next time and read me the bible and bless me and my child 🤦🏼‍♀️


Highlight of my day … picking up the cat s**t from my drive !! I don’t even have a pissing cat 🙄🤢🤬


All I want to do is order my #EstéeLauder double wear powder in 1C1 cool bone … but can’t seem to get it anywhere … not even on their website !! Have they changed the code or even discontinued it ? 😭😭 help me out please !!


Just walked past barnecuttes … and didn’t buy anything !!! 💪🏻 #iwilllooseweight #willpower


People keep coming to the house trying to sell me crap … I’ve come up with these as to why I can’t buy anything … I’m a housesitter and the owner is on holiday …or I’m a live in nanny and my favourite is I’m under 18 🙌🏽… they soon leave 😂


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