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After “When are you going to get a real job?” and “Isn’t there a restraining order requiring you to stay at least 500 feet away from me?”, the question we get asked most frequently is, “Can I submit my work for publication in The Distorter?” Learn more: thedistorter.com/submit-an-arti…
#BreakingNews: #MercerIsland residents are shocked — shocked! — to discover that they live on an island. #carmageddon2022
What's more indispensable on #MercerIsland in October than a pumpkin spice latte or $5,000 worth of Halloween decorations? Our 2021 Voters' Guide. thedistorter.com/2021-mercer-is…
Our Publisher-in-Chief wrote this two years ago. She was ahead of her time. #MercerIsland #YouCantMakeThisStuffUp thedistorter.com/publishers-not…
The squatters have decimated the island’s populations of native fauna and are actively seeking to eradicate the remaining cougars. #MercerIsland thedistorter.com/first-nations-…
You can support this unfortunate gentleman and other community members in need by attending Wednesday morning’s @miyfsfoundation Virtual Fundraising Breakfast. @joelmchale #MercerIsland #PrintEdition thedistorter.com/miyfs-2021/
With the 2020 election season finally behind us, today we officially kick off our 2021 #MercerIsland election coverage. thedistorter.com/discord-2021-e…
Despite COVID-19 concerns, Islander Middle School held its annual Halloween dance on the school grounds this week... thedistorter.com/middle-school-… #MercerIsland #PrintEdition @mercergov @mercerislandsd @Islander_gators @imsgators
“In these challenging times, we must fight for the rights of the underprivileged, and it’s difficult to conceive of a group less privileged than #MercerIsland golfers.” thedistorter.com/town-center-go…
Yesterday’s #MIHS graduation exercises weren’t quite what anybody wanted, but at least they weren’t a repeat of last year’s debacle. #MercerIsland thedistorter.com/mihs-graduatio…
In which we also report the diverse responses of #MercerIsland residents to the curfew. thedistorter.com/curfew-former-…
BREAKING NEWS: #Coronavirus infects City of #MercerIsland computer system, creates own account, sends email extending curfew.
“It’s hard to decide which is more on-brand for #MercerIsland: Publicly shaming your neighbors for not following the rules, or deciding that those rules don’t apply to you.” thedistorter.com/online-battle-…
Under revised social distancing rules, all new #MercerIsland residences must be larger than 5000 square feet, with no less than 250 cubic feet of dedicated toilet paper storage space. #PrintEdition thedistorter.com/construction-r…
"... without Botox, what do they expect me to do… cover my face with a mask every time I go outside?” #MercerIsland #PrintEdition thedistorter.com/island-botox-s…
“The propagation of perceived subject matter knowledge here is especially remarkable when you consider that prior to February of this year, few Islanders could even correctly spell the word ‘epidemiology.’” thedistorter.com/mercer-island-… #MercerIsland #coronavirus
“The last time we scrubbed a meeting was during the Great Western Washington Chlamydia Scare of ’79.” Another #MercerIsland #coronavirus story you won't find in the @mireporter thedistorter.com/swingers-club-…
Today we take you back to a more innocent time, when it was plausible for #MercerIsland High School students to dream of attending an Ivy League college. thedistorter.com/mihs-student-n…
“I originally suggested banning all off-Island residents from #MercerIsland, but then my wife pointed out I’d have to mow my own lawn.” thedistorter.com/concerned-citi…
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