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Shout out to @Uber whose drivers are the best and have integrity!! And @Uber customer service is the best!!! Unlike @lyft @AskLyft drivers who steal from customers. And their customer service is rude as hell. #teamuber


Filing a police report @lyft


Hey @lyft your driver still has my wallet. Your customer service has been so disrespectful. @uber customer service is always on the customers side! They have never treated me like this!


Hey @lyft all I want is my wallet back. Your customer service has been horrible. Like WTF!


Hey @lyft @AskLyft so one of your drivers stole my wallet. I can't get in contact with because the app closes our chat. So yeah I'd love my wallet back. I reeeeeaaaaaalllly don't wanna report it to the PoPo


Yes more more more coming!!

Personally, wanting more Maluca because it has been a minute since I wrote thiiiiiiiis and #NYCBaby came out in 2019 @MALUCAMALA



Thank You!!

@malucamala Wishing you a fantastic and special Birthday!



And To ME my forever Valentine, I love you 😘


13. My husband, who is out there, somewhere. Just waiting for me to walk into a Starbucks. ☕️


12. My twin flame, soul mate, and best friend. You know who you are. 🥸


11. My Mr Big I loved him for 10 fucking years. He didn't love me back. He didn't know how 🤘🏽


10. Tony, we held hands and kissed that one night. I never saw him again. 🫶🏽


9 1/2. The Soccer Player from Sweden. We had sex during my period, the hotel room looked like a bloody massacre. I left the cleaning lady 100 bucks


9. Drug dealer #1 he’s on my amends list. If you're reading this Im Sorry


7. my first. Tell your mom I said hi! 🙋🏽‍♀️


6. The fun guy with the fun car who took me to my first strip club. FUN! 🏎️


5. The needy street wear cuddler who always wanted to cuddle. Yuck 🤮


4. The fast comer with the ugly feet. He left emotional scars and lost his hair as I lost my marbles.


3. The sweety peety twin with the prettiest dick ever.


2. Cuba Big Dick Energy Daddy with a black card and a big heart. He loved me , I didn't love him back. I didn't know how.


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