Luke McCarthy
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Everyone: A good reason to date me is because you will have no competition. Me: Ya its probably a good idea not to date me...
Techno/Dubstep problems: *wait for the drop* good drop with a sick beat happens *change song because the rest of it sucks*
If every girls wants a british accent, what accents would british girls want?
apparently the music video for Icona Pop sucks, but I don't care, I love it.
I wanna get hot and fit and healthy but like i dont wanna stop living off junk food and watching tv shows and sleeping until 4pm ya feel me
When life knocks me down, instead of getting back up I usually lie there and take a nap
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Roses are red, violets are blue, faces like yours belong in the zoo. Don't be mad, I'll be there too. Not in the cage but laughing at you.
If a guy dates a lot of girls he's considered a player, but if a girl dates a lot of guys she's considered a slut. Please explain society.
"I'm sorry" and "My bad" mean the same thing... unless you're at a funeral.
You go to school nothing happens. You miss ONE day, 7 fights, Tupac came back, school had a blackout, & Rihanna performed in the cafeteria
Me: *Walking down the road and see å girl my age* Girl: *Smiles* Me: *Later* "What if she was the one man!"
Swearing like hell when watching å horror movie because you just shat your pants #the woman in black
I wanna be Morgan Freeman when I grow up, because everything he says is probably inspirational like "Hello" and everyone bows down.
I’m really good at keeping secrets because five minutes later I forget what you told me.
Mom: Go tell your brother/sister it's time to eat. *Walks two inches and yells up the stairs* Me: MOM SAYS IT'S TIME TO EAT!!! Mom: -___-
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