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Parody Account - Future Super Bowl Champion Winning Head Coach of the Houston Texans

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How many teams can say their coach has won coach of the year, been to 2 NFC championships, and has a super bowl appearance?

Texans after 3 previous head coaching hires, finally hire a Head Coach with NFL head coaching experience and some how it’s a bad thing.



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SEC Circlejerk Association ™️ anytime you bring up actual data,cause winning isn’t enough: Well South Carolina would beat Penn State, cause uhhh well uhhh they just would! Uhhh yeah uhh Kentucky would blow out Michigan for sure, don’t ask me why they just would I promise bro


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Games like this are why I will never respect the SEC. This Indiana team finished 4-8 on the season and won on the road at Mizzou, who finished 1st in the SEC East and played in the conference championship.

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Games like this are why I will never respect the Big Ten. This team was 10-2 before conference championship week against an 8-4 Tennessee team with a backup freshman QB

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SECtards will look you in the eye and tell you their two losses are better than your zero losses


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Learning a lot about the CFP this year. Up here in the B1G we think the committee should value things like results on the field, wins and losses, handling your schedule. SEC takes more of a “hypothetical I made up in my head about how much we’d beat you by” approach.


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They see what is happening. They can see how NIL and the Transfer Portal is spreading the talent around. They are no longer stockpiling talent. Its moving around. They know it, they see it and they hate it.


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Yeah right...Next thing you're going to try to make up is that SEC powerhouse Vanderbilt lost to Ga. State before they beat Alabama; or that an OK State that's 0-7 in B12 beat Ark. who beat Tenn...or that Toledo beat MS State etc.


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The SEC is undefeated in hypothetical games


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LSU lost to USC. A&M lost to ND. Arkansas lost to OK St. Vandy lost to Georgia St. It's not like the SEC is put there world beating non con to justify the arrogance.


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After this weekend, it’s very likely that 15 out of 16 SEC teams will have at least two losses… but yeah sure man, this is the year to brag about the top of the SEC being totally unbeatable. Definitely.


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Agreed, it’s ridiculous. They’re basically the level teams of the level of, like, Vanderbilt and Kentucky in the SEC. There’s no way Alabama or Ole Miss could lose to teams like those.

Honest question, does anyone actually think Indiana, BYU, Miami or Notre Dame would beat Alabama, Ole Miss or Georgia on a neutral field? I don’t. These playoff rankings are a joke.

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This is hilarious

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According to ESPN: -SEC team schedules 4 absolute joke Non-Con games. Goes 4-0 without a fight -Goes 5-3 in SEC Play to finish 9-3 -Should be eligible for the playoff like do people understand how shameless this is lmao


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Sorry, this stuff is really easy. All we have to do is look at the results on the field. The SEC is not a good league this year.

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Big 10 has 4 ranked teams, the SEC has 9. Big 10 has 4 top 10 teams, out of the SEC's 9 ranked teams, 4 of them are also in the Top 10.



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Funny you mention that! Was just looking this up. Lamar's QBR this year is 77--1st in the NFL. When Derrick Henry is *not* on the field, it's...80. On/off splits are always impacted by down/distance, of course, but...yup.

He’s being propped up a ton by the addition of Derek Henry. He’s still not a better qb than Allen



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Undefeated Iowa St lost as time expired and dropped 8 spots, meanwhile A&M was blown out and already had a loss, dropped only 5 and is now ahead of Iowa St. Or Pitt getting their first loss and dropping 6 spots. Ol Miss beats a horrible Arkansas team and jumps 6 spots.


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A warning to college football fans…they’re doing again. This time through “power rankings” which completely diminish the regular season.


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I’m sorry but Jeanty rushing for 149 yards with a hurt arm, going against 8-9 man box almost every play, with a hurt offensive line, is 1000000000% more impressive than playing two ways. Give him the Heisman!


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Anyone else notice that every voter who voted #BYU lowest (#13) is affiliated with an SEC school? That SEC bias runs deep. They see NIL and the 12 game playoff loosening their stranglehold on the sport, and they don’t like it. #BYUFootball

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Thankfully this is the last week of the AP poll. This is the biggest joke I’ve ever seen. Take the conference logo away and this team isn’t in the Top 40.

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