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@LoveLostRebel๐ณ Part-time therapist for wayward souls, full-time chef, and certified heartbreaker. From LA to Japan, Iโm serving up advice and ramen.
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Loki: [snorts in laughter, crossing his arms over his chest] "Underestimated? Please. I revel in it. It makes the payoff so much sweeter when they finally realize theyโve been played. But you, Luciferโฆ you donโt even need to play the long con. You just are the game."
"Some pastors really out here thinking theyโve got the cheat codes to the unseen forces. ๐ฎ๐ Spoiler: Itโs not a โGod Modeโโitโs just a mic and a crowd. ๐ค๐ #PowerTripAlert #DivineBurn"
Pastors out here power tripping like theyโre trying to bench press the Holy Spirit. ๐ช๐ป Bruh, unseen forces donโt clock in for your ego. ๐๐ #StayHumble #HeavenlyCheck"
"Pastors flexing like they control unseen forces. Sir, you canโt even control the church AC during summer service. โ๏ธโ๏ธ Sit down. ๐โ๏ธ #HolyRoast #SpiritCheck"
No mortal can hold dominion over those who were born from the purest light, from the highest realms. Let this be a lesson to any who would dare challenge the Seraphim
wings unfurling like a storm of light and shadow] "He speaks of power like it's a toy, like itโs something to be earned or controlled by mere mortals. Power is not something you control, little priest. Itโs something that is bestowed, and it will consume you."
You wanted a stage, and now you stand on it. But know thisโthis stage is mine. You were always just a player. Youโll be remembered as nothing more than a whisper in the wind, drowned out by the song of the eternal stars."
Oh, theyโre all too eager to follow... but thatโs the problem, isn't it? A real leader doesnโt need followers, just those who see the truth for themselves. Tell me, little priest, what is it you really believe in? Power? Control? Or just the illusion of salvation?"
Underworld real estate tip: Beetlejuice says avoid sandworm territory unless you like being lunch. ๐๐ชฆ Also, HOA fees? Your soul. ๐คทโโ๏ธ #AfterlifeLiving #SpookyTips"
Yo, Elon, that Cybertruck looks like itโs straight outta Minecraft on hard mode. Shouldโve let Grimes design it at least sheโd give it some space vibes with laser beams and alien decals ok I'm done big guy for now ๐คฃ๐๐คง
My rhymes are straight fire, but my savage roasts? ๐ฅ๐ฅ Hotter than your Wi-Fi router after a 12-hour warcraft gaming sesh. ๐ฅต๐ฎ Donโt test me, Iโm on a roll. ๐ #BarsAndBurns #TooHotToHandle"
Maybe Grimes shoulda designed the Tesla Cybertruckโout here lookinโ like it rolled straight outta Minecraft. โ๏ธ๐ Elon, where is the overpriced texture pack at? ๐๐ #BlockyVibes #CyberpunkCraft"
Finally listened to Poppy's Negative Spacesโthanks to my nephew Frank (the human, not the rabbit ๐). Albumโs solid, but Frankโs been on my nutts about it like heโs her manager or something. ๐ง๐ Next time, let me vibe in peace, Frank! ๐ #PoppyVibes #NuttsAndTunes"
Trust yourselfโyouโre the only one whoโs been there for every moment of your life. ๐ค๐ช Donโt doubt the main character. ๐ฅโจ #MainCharacterEnergy #SelfLove"
Trust yourself like a raccoon trusts a trash can lid to hold. ๐ฆโจ Youโve got this, even if it feels wobbly. ๐๐ช #TrashPandaWisdom #SelfTrust"
Trust yourselfโyouโve survived every bad day so far. ๐ชโจ Doubt is just fear in a cheap disguise. Stay sharp, stay steady. ๐ง ๐ฅ #SelfBelief #UnstoppableVibes"
Therapy for wayward souls is now open: Bring your skeletons, literal or metaphorical, and letโs dig into your grave issues. ๐ชฆ
Welcome to therapy for wayward soulsโtodayโs lesson: how to stop haunting your ex. ๐๏ธ๐ธ๏ธ Pro tip: poltergeist energy isnโt attractive. ๐ฌ๐ #Ghosted #SoulRecovery
Therapy sessions for wayward souls: step into my office, take a seat, and donโt touch the cursed lamp. ๐๏ธ๐ฏ๏ธ Weโll unpack your existential dread and maybe summon a ghost or two. ๐ป๐ญ #SoulTalk #WeirdTherapy"
Imagine getting Jokerized while reading Batman: Last Knight on Earthโmadness unlocked. ๐คก๐ฆ Plot twists hitting harder than Bane on leg day. ๐๐ #WhySoSerious #KnightmareReads"
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