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@LocutusTipsWhy do you resist us? We only wish to raise quality of life. (By @JoeSondow)
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Thank you for ten years of listening and smiling with me. Most of my accounts are now suspended. This account is ending intentionally so you can still scroll back and see the old tweets. Picard continues offering advice at botsin.space/@PicardTips Goodbye Twitter. It was fun.
Locutus preparedness tip: Do not fear our arrival. We will not arrive from elsewhere. You will invent us. @openbionics
Locutus safety tip: To prevent identity theft, avoid having your own identity.
Locutus assimilation tip: Safety is irrelevant. The #Peeple catalogue will be added to the collective. Opting out is futile.
Locutus movie pick: Sleeper. A human impersonates a robot, and then makes a futile attempt to resist assimilation.
Locutus realism tip: Individuality is a lie. Your body and personality are merely reflections of your collective.
Locutus assimilation tip: Participate in political rallies. Better yet, join a mob. Practice makes perfect.
Locutus assimilation tip: Like you, we also started with just an Internet. Keep tweeting. You are almost ready for us.
Locutus equality tip: Race is irrelevant, or at least it will be after we drain your melanin and erase your identity.
Locutus aesthetic tip: People who say that no one is perfect obviously do not have enough cybernetic implants.
Locutus assimilation tip: Recognize that individuality is evil. You know who was an individual? Hitler.
Locutus fashion tip: Go ahead and rebel. Get a tattoo. Everyone else is doing it.
Locutus effectiveness tip: You are an individual. Your ideas are stupid. You are stupid. Listen to your friends and family instead.
Locutus creativity tip: Everything has been done. Just follow the formula. Thinking for yourself is a wasteful expenditure of energy.
Locutus assimilation tip: Do not skip television commercials. They are important instructions from your collective.
Locutus movie pick: Brazil. A bumbling individual fails to defeat the collective's orderly system of control.
Locutus assimilation tip: Everyone is special in exactly the same way.
Human ingredients: Oxygen, carbon, hydrogen, nitrogen, calcium, phosphorous, potassium, sodium, chlorine, magnesium, sulfur, iron, iodine.
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